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An eRepublik Tale
By: Deleruin
Once upon a time I quit eRep, and almost lived happily ever after. -The End
I'm still working on part 2.... eRepublik: The Reckoning.... Stay tuned
Once upon a time...
Plato and his lovelies, Carla, Emma and Lana were soaking up rays at their beach house on the isle of Crete. Plato, being the sport that he is, brought out a tray with several lines of cocaine and offered the ladies a snort. Unfortunately too much sun and ouzo mixed with copious amounts or the white powder caused them to create v2.
Soon this riotous lifestyle brought Plato to ruin. Soon they were shooting heroin and smoking crack. Kicked out of their beach home the quartet moved into a one bedroom dump in the seedy part of town. Plato took to pimping the girls out and doing anything to get more cash. He even took to scamming people into buying fake gold. xD
Now with most of his reasoning ability gone and in a dire state of mental disorder he has started making maps to show people where they are and causing individuals to fight each other to the death. It is rumored that his nightly hang out, the PvP bar and grill is really a cover for a fight club like group of high rollers that pay Plato big bucks to watch men fight to the death.
One night Plato will crush his cigar out on the WMD he often mistakes for an ashtray and it will all be over. Thank God for small favors. 😉
THE END
A New York Times Bestseller this is.
Once upon a time, in the days of V1 when citizens were full of promise and hope, there was an eCanadian named Tyler F Durden. One of the most influential eCanadians, he was a mainstay in congress, and party president of the Canadian Progressive Front, a party that exists to this day. He wove a Fight Club styled narrative, and using his charisma and skills as a writer, he inspired a movement that would go on to influence every aspect of eCanada's fabric. On May 31st, 2010, he tragically perished in an automobile accident. In his dying moment, he managed to steer the car so that he absorbed the impact, and his passenger was spared serious harm. It was a loss eCanada would never recover from.
His name was Christopher Day.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1637059
Did they serve maple syrup and Canadian bacon after the funeral?
I miss him. He was one of the more enjoyable personalities in the game.
Once upon a time.....
and then.....
the end.
Here's mine :
I started playing this game more than 1 year ago , to be exact in the 8th of November 2011
Than I got Banned and started playing again... after I started to play again i got Banned...again. Long story short i got banned several times , last time i got banned was 16th of December 2012 and now HERE I'm again playing this game with already 6 FP collected waiting to get banned again XD
hail me i guess
In Uncle Sam's long autobiography I read about the overproduction that was a problem at that time. When I started there was a "buying bot" that kept prices of food and weapons up and created a lively market for FRMs and WRMs. Now, without the buying bot, profits are minuscule and the need for gold being so much greater, the cash flow to eRep has increased tho the number of players has decreased.
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit...
❤
Once upon a time Zoli was POTUS, and it was awesome.