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Why I deserve to be Champion of the Wheel

Day 3,281, 08:36 • Published in USA Belgium

• by MCKitkat

For some reason, my existence and just by sheer awesomeness doesn't suffice as an argument to convince the wheel as to why I should be her champion. Like really, I need to convince you to become champion, like this is a serious relationship or sth? Okay fine, let me remind you as to why I'm awesome.

The first words ushered by fingerguns to me were "We have a connection" That was during Pfeiffer's stream playing Fibbage or Quiplash. Shortly after that I learned of the existence of the Wheel and I decided to take a peak, ya know, just see if I like it or not. And low and behold, it worked great. I spun and spun and spun and wasted a bunch of money, money that for the most part wasn't even mine. My whole wheel adventure was paid for my Free Parking. I won a total of 70k cc, made fingerguns spend numerous 10k on Free Parking and even tricked her into increasing the wheel herself.

And that was the greatest feeling, just sitting there and cheering her on to spin the wheel, knowing to wheel that she was putting an extra 2k into Free Parking. It was glorious, the hate, the betrayal she felt that day, delicious. Then the articles and comments made against me. I am the biggest enemy of the Wheel, so why shouldn't I also be the Champion.

If the Wheel's creator fears me, then I am the perfect Match to the wheel. Both of us are cruel things, ruthless, full of hate. We don't take any prisoners, we do the worst possible things and we enjoy them. No one else has this connection with the wheel. No one else is this mental, this much of a psycho.

And this tells us a lot about fingerguns, she, just like me, is a psycho. A ruthless human being, with no heart and with hate flowing through her veins. It is why she created the Wheel, this diabolical beauty.

I am the one person that has a connection with both the wheel and fingerguns. I'm the Devil's favorite Demon and the rightful candidate for becoming the Champion of the Wheel. A Champion that will make the Wheel great again, just because I want to piss people off, who then complain that the Wheel was always great or "Why was the wheel not great" "You hate the Wheel" "Shame". Feed me with your hate, for the cuisine is excellent here.