WHPR Day 2247 - Ambassadors, ATO and Baja, Oh my!
James S. Brady Press Room
Wild Owl - Keeping America safe from PTO.
Dateline: Wednesday, January 14th, 2014 (Day 2,247)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
Editor: SecMed Malarkey83
Contributors: Mourning Star, Tyler Bubblar and Napalm Norm
Today’s WHPR:
: 1 : Baja Agreement
: 2 : War Map and Analysis
: 3 : ATO Update and Party President Elections
: 4 : Ambassador Program
Baja Agreement
Presented by Malarkey83
Don’t worry America! We didn’t foolhardily make an agreement for a Subaru Baja…who would even want one of those?
In the recent days, President Wild Owl finalized an agreement to secure a rental of Baja from Mexico. In order to accomplish this, Denmark was gracious enough to use an airstrike and win the region from Mexico. For a 60k a month (40k for the region + 20k for lost taxes), the USA will be renting the region of Baja from Mexico.
The battle to take Baja from Denmark is currently being waged, so go and fight America!
I spoke to a few prominent Americans about this agreement and here’s what they had to say:
“The Baja agreement between Mexibro and the United States shows that our friendship is limitless, as we continue to work together economically and militarily. We are also extremely thankful to the government of Denmark for their cooperation and help in making sure that this endeavor succeeded.” - CP Wild Owl
“The plan to rent Baja from Mexico, set in motion by NewAzazel and continued by Wild Owl, finally starts to become reality. Yesterday, Denmark managed to pull of an awesome victory in their airstrike on the region and, as agreed, we put a Natural Enemy on them the second Baja was conquered. We do not expect any trouble conquering Baja and are looking forward to our fourth weapons bonus which will increase our production to 80%.” – VP Mazzy Cat
War Map and Analysis
Presented by Mourning Star
Break out your favorite margarita glass America... we are headed for Baja!
In a recent article our President announced the land lease program between the US and Mexico for the state of Baja California. However we could not attack our Mexibros directly due to their "training" wars with Venezuela turning sour. So we had to sign a pact with Denmark who then launched an air strike to take Baja. Stick with me here... we THEN are able to attack and capture Denmark, Baja California. Denmark temporarily takes Baja from Mexico, Mexico continues to kick Venezuelan butt, and the US gains Baja... bing, bang, boom... Margaritas!
Some people may have noticed Serbia getting awfully close to US borders or states that have ports that can attack the US, fear not my friends for they have promised to remain non-aggressive towards the US.
Just gonna leave this here
ATO Update and PP Elections
Presented by Malarkey83 and Tyler Bubblar
Tomorrow brings us yet another cycle of PP elections. Please pay attention to your shout feeds for voting instructions. Or you can join us in #voting on IRC. The PTO is down and out let's keep them there. Josh Frost will be our official ATO candidate.
Official candidates for the top 5 are:
Tyler Bubblar from the Feds
Napalm Norm from the AMP
Geronimo100 from the WTP
Pfeiffer from the USWP
TellUrGrlThx from the LAP
Also, Josh Frost has an important message to tell you America. When asked why America should vote Frost tomorrow, his response:
“I believe the American people will vote for me for one simple reason: RGR is a douche and I am not. Thank you and God Bless!!”
Ambassador Program
Presented by Napalm Norm
The US Ambassador Program is in need of new Ambassadors to fill some vacant positions and is opening up the application process to all citizens of eUSA! If accepted you will be assigned to a foreign country and will be charged with gathering information on the current Administration, political activity, and international relations of your country.
This program offers you the unique ability to build strong friendship with people from across the world and gain valuable experience working for the State Department. If interested please fill out the application at the following link:
http://tinyurl.com/kvpxel5
If you have any questions please fill free to contact me in game via PM or on IRC at #us-state.
Napalm Norm
Director of Ambassadors
Secretary of Media, Malarkey83
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Contributors: Mourning Star, Tyler Bubblar and Napalm Norm
WHPR Day 2247
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/185289/1
Ambassadors, ATO and Baja, Oh my!
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Meow! ♥
DADT Repeal
Sign up to be an ambassador!
Voted...enjoy America
Voted for ato
Photo evidence of TOS Violation - gg
So that Subaru is still available then?
I'm sure we could find you one Disco
Awww yeah, Subaru Bajas for everyone!
voted!
voted!!!
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Subaru Baja owner checking in, now you know who would even want one of those!
Kind of like owning a VW Thing, A.K.A. German Staff Car....
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hasn't someone here heard about the end of TWO? How is that not in here???