WHPR [Day 1,027] - Western Alaska, Meals on Wheels, and Jobs

Day 1,027, 19:08 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room
Rebel Scum

The Rebel Alliance refuses to stand down. There are rumors from our Bothan spies that the rebel scum may attempt a rebellion in the territory of Western Alaska (formerly known as Far Eastern Russia). It is imperative that the rebels do not seize the territory.

In order to prevent that, all troops and civilians are ordered to deploy here. In order to receive the maximum benefit, all troops should deploy in their own hex, this should slow any rebel incursion.

Set blasters to kill.

Meals on Wheels

The Meals on Wheels program is looking to help new players. Some Americans don’t have the money to pay for the giant amount of cheeseburgers we consume. Therefore, our government has set up a program to assist those unfortunate souls. Apply here for the delicious milkshakes, chicken fingers, and pancakes (anyone calling them flapjacks, get out of my country).

Lesser Minions

Some of the people in our government apparently grow tired of tedious, repetitive, and skill-requiring tasks. They’re requesting assistance. Sign up here. This is a great way for players to get involved. You will be working for the executive and will begin to learn about the way the United States works, while meeting people and helping the nation. Essentially what I’m saying, sign up.

Don’t hate me

Kentel
Secretary of Media