WHPR 1869: Ringing In the New Year
James S. Brady Press Room
Enjoying the New Year in the capital.
Dateline: Tuesday, Janurary 1st (Day 1,869)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
Today’s WHPR:
Music: Auld Lang Syne
1: Armed Forces Recruitment
2: Interview With An Infiltrator
3: Immigration Procedure
4: Apply for American University
5: Web-Comic of the Day
eNPR: Show Schedule and Links
Editor's Notes: Today's WHPR is a full Media Team effort, with Secretary of Media NewAzazel playing Lead Editor for this edition.
Armed Forces Recruitment
Secretary of Media NewAzazel
First, I'd like to wish everyone a Happy New Year. It's been ups and downs, and a lot of drama and domestic intrigue, but in the end we're still here. Highlights of 2012 include the world not ending and not much else. The Administration hopes you are doing well and continues to work for your best interests and to keep this game interesting.
We figured we'd start the New Year off with some general recruitment for our Armed Forces. As you know, our Armed Forces fight around the world serving US interests and helping out our allies where we are asked. While many would suggest what keeps this fighting machine going is money, there is much more involved. The core element is the players, who log on every day to follow battle priorities and lend some damage to the cause.
Members of any militias or MUs who feel they cannot follow the orders they are being given when they are contrary to eUSA national interests will be more than welcome to apply as either individuals to existing USAF MUs or to apply as units to be funded under USAF. We're a big tent and have room for expansion. Below you will find a list of the official Government MUs.
Air Force Flight Training
Special Forces
Rogue Squadron
Ultramarines
SEAL Team 6
Interview With An Infiltrator
Speaker of the House Civil Anarchy
Editor's Note: Below is an interview conducted by Former Secretary of Media and current Speaker of the House Civil Anarchy with a former agent in AFA known as Putri, now named LongLiveTheElitists. The interview was revealing to say the least, and we hope you enjoy some insight into how the party works.
1. How long have you been undercover in the AFA?
I began as a citizen in eIndonesia to make my cover seem more plausible. Since the AFA accepts almost all citizenships, I knew that if I started in a country that had a negative reputation with the eUS, then they would gladly take me. That was about 6 weeks ago. My citizenship was accepted 1 week into my e-Birth.
2. I presume you were presented with a deal, that you would be given citizenship if you joined the AFA?
There was no deal. They blindly accepted me. They asked if I would stay in the country for at least 3 months, though, for purposes of elections.
3. Did you ever see or hear anything related to Serbia or other enemy countries? Like, appeals to citizens in other countries, plans to bring groups in, ect?
They were always trying to cut deals with other countries to bring in more votes, especially for the CP election. They worked with Mexico, Serbia, Hungary, and Albania to bring in votes for Hanibal LA. Anything that was against the ATO was game for them. If it was anti-Brazil, it was pro-AFA.
4. Were you at any point asked to multi for the AFA, or exposed to plans to use multis for their purposes?
I was asked to create multi-accounts for them in case the votes were not enough for the election.
5. What impression did you get of Ajay and the other AFA leaders in your time there?
I was asked very personal questions, and at times, I felt very uncomfortable. There was one moment where I almost removed myself from the infiltration because I felt as though the members were trying to get to know me too well, such as begging for facebook accounts and stuff. AFA, in it's entirety, is run by Ajay. He will not delegate out tasks to other members. So in other words, the group is only as strong as their leader, Ajay... and take that with a grain of salt. Ajay will also do anything that Hanibal LA tells him to do. Hanibal, someone that has never appeared in the IRC... and barely speaks English. Hanibal tells Ajay what to do, and Ajay does it. For instance, Hanibal told Ajay to "create his cabinet for him" cause he didn't have time. To which, Ajay came to me and asked for help to fill the spots. Disorganized is the best word that I could use.
6. Any final comments about the AFA?
The AFA is not as strong as their numbers. They will destroy themselves from the inside out. I was elected as a congresswoman after being in their group for 5 weeks, and being only 6 weeks old. They over-trusted me, and now they will never trust anyone anymore. America's future is bright, and we need to look ahead, for the downfall of the AFA is near.
Immigration Procedure
This piece is a bit more for our international audience, as well as some possible information for the domestic people. As you know, immigration has been one of the largest issues for the past several months. Many people have moved to the country and been granted citizenship outside of established procedure and against the laws made by our government regarding immigrations and citizenship. Almost all of these illegitimate citizenship grants have been done by American Freedom Alliance, which circumvents our system of citizenship requests recognized by the national administration. We do allow people citizenship in the eUS, but only those who follow IES procedure and instructions.
The IES procedure is the only legitimate way of gaining recognized citizenship in the eUS. Those who gain citizenship through any other means result in being blacklisted by the national government. Bribes, spamming congressmen, and accepting offers from AFA are included in the ways to be blacklisted by the national government. What does being blacklisted mean? You will be considered a threat by our established political parties, government or affiliated MUs, and our national government, preventing you from being supplied or supported by any programs or organizations.
The eUS is not anti-immigration. We recognize the importance of bringing new and active people into the country. Our national administration employs many foreign born individuals who didn't always reside in the eUnited States. Our policies are not directed against any particular ethnic group or political opinion, we simply wish to keep track of who enters the country in an organized and efficient manner.
For more detailed instructions on IES procedure, please read these instructions by Dr Luis Sentieiro
Apply for American University
Are you a new player? Do you have any questions about the gameplay or the community? Then sign up for the American University! You will receive an experienced and wise mentor to answer all your questions and help you through your eLife. It is a great way to make a friend and to get a head start in this competitive world! Sign up here: American University Application
Web-Comic of the Day
Coming in with our webcomic of the day, today we have one from xkcd.com. Hope you enjoy some more internet culture:
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WHPR 1869: Ringing In the New Year
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Getting off to a good start.
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Needs more pics;
well done
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Great piece about Putri. Super interesting.
Happy New Year!
awesome job as always, NewAz.
Happy New Year!! x2
Good stuff! And awesome job Putri, glad you're on our side!
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I loved it just completely loved it especially the interview.
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Someone making a multi to infiltrate is something you admire? At least alleyrat used his own account.
Anyway, we made an exception to our existing procedures because this infiltrator seemed to be doing an oddly high amount of work on the surface....
It was a relatively minor mistake, and one which won't be repeated. 🙂
As for trusting people, I got 17 other Congressmen who have proven their stripes beyond the call of duty.
spies work hard to please us
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What proofs are there that putri is not just a payed liar from the opposition parties.?
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multing is bad..
interesting article.
Someone making a multi to infiltrate is something you admire?
Ajay, don't act like you have any morals about multies. Every account you have had has been banned for using multies. I'm sure once your present multies are tracked down you will lose your present account too.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1456866
oRly?
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Ajay does not like it when someone repays him with his own medicine.
'Members of any militias or MUs who feel they cannot follow the orders they are being given when they are contrary to eUSA national interests will be more than welcome to apply as either individuals to existing USAF MUs or to apply as units to be funded under USAF.'
I would like some clarification here. Are you saying that the USAF will allow soldiers who are currently in MUs that are considered to be 'terrorist PTo MUs' and the DO is contrary to America interest, will now be allowed to join the American Military? How will these soldiers be vetted? Seems to me that America has not be able to stop the flow of rogue citizenship and now our fearless Leaders will be allowing these same citizens to not only join, but be supplied by American units supported by Tax Dollars. In fact whole units may apply for funding?
Oh wow, Permabanned for not respecting the ToS, that makes you look so much better than being permabanned for Multiing.
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Voted
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A bit of relief for those not wanting spam for breakfast:
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/155460
(Copy and paste the URL eRep breaks it)
Mike Ontry is a good man. Thanks Mike.
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I have discovered the true identity of the spy:
http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=244
By the way, in the spy pic above... Someone didn't paint out the shadow of the cigarette. 😃😃
Well I'll be damned. I knew there was something wrong with Putri but I pegged her as Ajay's new she multi.
Good job! Sorry to be so rough on you, hope it helped ; )
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RAWR!!!!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-eng-srb-make-039-em-stronger-or-remove-039-em--2185919/1/20
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Thedillpickl
'I have discovered the true identity of the spy:
http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=244
By the way, in the spy pic above... Someone didn't paint out the shadow of the cigarette. 😃'
Now that's a blast from the past....
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Still lol 😕D
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