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Who Wants To Be A US Citizen?

Day 1,765, 16:55 • Published in USA USA

• by Ronald Gipper Reagan

We are getting near the end of the term, and I want to reach out to any of my friends who might still be in need of US citizenship. As the head of the Department of Immigration, it is my duty to try to make sure that only immigrants who TRULY take this oath are allowed to be citizens of our great land. These positions are limited though, so if I don't know you, or if you don't have any references who I trust, then I cannot help you, sorry.

If you happen to become a US citizen, then congratulations, and we look forward to you helping to restore America's integrity and greatness!

Comments

Shkupi CASUAL Day 1,765, 16:59

i'm a terrorist

killer2001 Day 1,765, 17:01

i'm a spammer

frejzer Day 1,765, 17:06

i'm Orgasmo \o/

Mr. Heisenberg Day 1,765, 17:08

I'm already an American.

potato134 Day 1,765, 17:12

huehuehue your so American funny how the real Ronald Reagan wouldnt do this

Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 1,765, 17:14

^ Really?

He signed the largest amnesty bill in US history.

ishabad98 Day 1,765, 17:15

Terriorist and liers

Rona1d Day 1,765, 17:17

XDDD are you kidding?

Candor Day 1,765, 17:28

*Rubbing hands together...

We've all been here before, and it always ends the very same way.

Israel Stevens Day 1,765, 18:01

Just a heads up for anyone that actually cares:

Ronald is NOT the head of immigration. Slade Cash is.

Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 1,765, 18:11

oRly?

Says who? It's all roleplay

sjohnfsdsxzzx Day 1,765, 18:43

If your the Head of Immigration then I'm the newly proclaimed Emperor of America of the newly established Empire of America

Diggs Day 1,765, 18:54

Great sjohnsdsxzzx you can't be worse than the loser bunch we have now lol! 🙂

T.E. Lwrence Day 1,765, 22:22

if you are the head of immigration then I am Sparticus.

Emperor Rick Day 1,765, 22:53

AJ is head of the Department of Education?
I guess I'm a 20 star general of the moon

Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 1,765, 23:19

I AM Spartacus....

Nuclear NueveOcho Day 1,766, 01:00

I am a PTOer

Thedillpickl Day 1,766, 01:16

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Day 1,765, 18:11
"oRly?

Says who? It's all roleplay"

Yes it is.

So I will be the clown what's in charge or flippin' dog turds into yer punch bowl.

Talostastic Day 1,766, 02:11

Call to restore integrity whilst violating the integrity of a man you claim to respect.

I applaud you sir.

Nuclear NueveOcho Day 1,766, 04:01

"If your the Head of Immigration then I'm the newly proclaimed Emperor of America of the newly established Empire of America"

From now on I'm the King of eUnited kingdoms of America, all hail NueveOcho the First.

Captain Salty Kushskins Day 1,766, 09:44

Support freedom of movement in eRepublik - all are welcome to the eUSA.

Simulare Day 1,766, 14:01

eRepublik titles don't matter. CS is easy to get. Heck. if you want citizenship, create a new account in the eUS. Really, all this nonsense about elections and titles is just foolish.

Nuclear NueveOcho Day 1,767, 12:16

@Captain Kushskins: Are the PTOers welcome? Cuz there're plenty of them in eUSA

An xhe li no Day 1,767, 12:25

I am a terrorist...(joke).hahahahahahahaha
Hail Ronald Gipper Regan
F**k all who hates him
v+s

Nohime Day 1,767, 21:15

(...) As the head of the Department of Immigration ...

In eUSA we don't have such thing called Department of Immigration, we have something called IES which deals with immigration and protects the security of Homeland. The IES director is SladeCash, not this Ronald Gipper Reagan here.

To all new comers, don't take word on this guy, he has no role in the USA Government. He is just lying.

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