Who Wants Gold?

Day 2,627, 21:16 Published in USA USA by EMC4

That's right, fellow Hulkamaniacs, I worked a long day and had a couple of beers again. I bought gold. Again. I feel guilty, my fellow dipshits, I think I should offer up 6 more of this gold.

Your best haiku describing the Resource War wins 6 gold. Winner decided on Day 2633.