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1) A Priate Would Drink Some Grog!
If grog isn't the bread of life, it's certainly what you need to keep that bread from catching in your gullet. Grog opens the mind and frees the soul. It also frees the inhibitions, so be mindful in your search that you don't obtain grog goggles. Too much grog can make for questions bunkmates, and if you're wearing an eye patch you're already a couple cards behind in the game.
Once the mind has been appropriately lubricated, you may find that it wanders. This is good, for a wandering mind is a searching mind. And yet, if the mind strays too far, you may find yourself asking the wrong questions or even turning forgetful. Which lead you to....

2) A Pirate Would Obtain A Parrot.
Parrots are renowned across the seas for repeating (or ''parroting'') the words of humans. When a Pirate can't recall what he's just said, he can always just wait a second or two for the parrot to repeat his words.(for example, ''Aaaaak! Ye admins screwed us over royally.'') A good parrot is essential to a happy and prosperous life of plunder, but parrots are about as scarce as Pirates these days.You could substitute a computer, PDA, or even a diary to do parroting for ye.

3) Fine Ye A Band Of Marauders.
All the greats had a merry band of marauders assist them-toothless, unshaven, and smelly. Seek for yourself a group of similar ilk. They will lift you up when you are down. And when you are whipped up into bloodlust, you will find they ground you.
Once you found your grog, your parrot, and your band of marauders, you are ready to act like a true Pirate. What does a Pirate want most? He wants a Pirate ship...

4) If You Can't Steal One, Build Yar Ship
A Pirate just isn't a Pirate if he doesn't own a seaworthy vessel. You may have and eye patch, you have a parrot and a peg leg, but the true goal of any Pirate worth his weight in doubloons is to gain a means of travelin' the seven seas. A ship gives you true meaning. It provides transport and opens the world to ye. Without one, you're just a guy in a funny outfit.
So now ye have the trapping of a real Pirate. What are ye going to do with 'em?

5) Find Thee A Wench!
Or if you're a wench, find thee a Pirate! Whenches and Pirates go together like spaghetti and spaghetti sauce. Now hit the seas and take what's comin to ye!!!
The journey is a long, one and the voyage can sometimes be monotonous-long hours spent with the same merry band, consuming the same grog and gruel for months on end, bunking with the same wench. There's only one way to avoid Pirate Malaise.

6) When In Doubt, Plunder!!
The only way to avoid inaction is to take action. Examine yer charts and locate a sleepy fishing village.
Then plunder it!
Find a town inhabited by wealthy noblemen
And plunder them!
These days it's too easy to sit back and fins excuses. If you want to see what's out there, go see it. Then plunder, plunder, plunder.
With these basic Pirate principles, you should be able to live out your days in happiness and prosperity. Follow them at all time, remembering their importance most when you're lost and in the doldrums. And if by chance you find that you still can't put wind into your sails, remember this last point...

7) ARRGH!!!
To accept the Pirate life is to accept the eternal Arrgh! Without it, you're just another landlubber.

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