What went wrong - by EDEN HQ Inc (XXX rated)

Day 1,563, 09:48 • Published in Bulgaria Bulgaria • by Imoenbg1


Dear readers,
It has come to my attention that our beloved EDEN HQ Inc. demands an apology from Bulgaria with regards to the events that transpired yesterday. You all know what I am talking about - I believe there is plenty of information available.

So let me apologize then I guess.

I apologize for failing the BROTHERHOOD. Oh wait, what Brotherhood? The one that died long before? The one that was traded away by EDEN HQ Inc. for some additional damage? I guess they mean the same one.
Don't bring real life into the game they say. Racist you are, they say. Thinking about yourself only you are, they say. Oh very wise EDEN HQ Jedi Masters, please show me the path to wisdom. I guess I will have to rely on the words of the almighty Lord Romper:

romper[CHI] Roonex was CP, right?
romper[CHI] he voted on trial and acceptance after 1 month
romper[CHI] not on 1 month trial

I am astounded, bedazzled and overall enthralled by this statement. But I am a little confused as well. Why did Turkey get one month trial when their acceptance was something certain and given from the start? Why didn't we accept them right from the start? But who am I to challenge the wisdom of the Masters of all that is eRepublik.

Last night EDEN HQ decided to back Turkey in the struggle against the almighty nation of Iran (no pun intended). The fun part was not that decision. The fun part ensued later. One of the Bulgarian representatives was banned from the HQ chat. After the battle raged on and the backing of Bulgarian army was clear and evident came the heavy tanking from the God himself. Turns out that EDEN does not approve and that battle was set as a priority for the whole alliance as well as TERRA. That was a rather strange decision. Apparently no attempt of contact was made to the government of eBulgaria and see what this was all about. I guess that useless region for Turkey which was vital for Bulgaria in its bid for additional resources (yes, it was all about resources this time - finally Bulgaria decided to go after some) was so gamebreaking that no one wanted to leave it to the lowly Bulgarian scum. What difference does it make that Bulgaria is a full member of the EDEN tree and Turkey is not. Some might say that the famous bird country is a trial member. Well, according to the very outdated document called EDEN foundation treaty (which expired quite a while ago) they are not. After a veto the trial membership should have been terminated immediately. But in eRepublik things that make sense are frowned upon and it's not that easy. So Turkey is a trial member ( yeah, right).

Last night made one thing very clear and certain: There is no place for Bulgaria and Turkey in the same alliance. After last night I would say EDEN lost the hearts and minds of the ordinary Bulgarians. We may have overreacted, dramatized stuff and acted as female dogs at some moments, but we are not the only ones to blame. Had there been some more understanding and compliance with the rules from EDEN HQ Inc and associates I would say that Turkey would have been accepted. Or at least they would have been given a real fighting chance. Now all is lost. I don't think any Bulgarian politician would vote for acceptance of Turkey in EDEN as long as Bulgaria is an EDEN member. That leads us to two options: 1. Bulgaria is expelled from the alliance (as we will not leave the Brotherhood and the citizens we sacrificed ourselves for repeatedly) or 2. Turkey remains forever at trial. Needless to say, all this trolling and attacks will continue.

So dear EDEN HQ - I apologize sincerely for all the mistakes we did and will do (which seem to be aplenty). But it takes two for an argument. Can you admit your faults and failures and attempt to bring peace to the alliance (if it is not too late)?

As the wise Chinese have sai😛 I curse you to live in interesting times. And these times are very, very interesting.

One thing is certain - the floodgates of Hell have been opened. We shall see what tomorrow brings. I just hope all this madness ends favorably for the alliance

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