Well done, rats!!!

Day 1,882, 01:48 Published in Bulgaria Bulgaria by Imoenbg1


Dear readers, this article will be themed on the very recent announcement by our beloved Argayntinian rats that their awesome occupied country is leaving EDEN due to "lack of concordance with EDEN priorities"or some bullshit like that.

So here is my comment on that: Why it took you so long, rats? After all I must commend you on your persistence. You stayed almost 6 months in EDEN. That I believe is a new record for your state.

Still, there is another issue to address here, and it's a big one. Some of my EDEN friends (and I hope I can call them friends, since we are all trolls you know) are very disappointed by this action. But some of their more hardcore Croatian friends suggested that the Bulgaria - Turkey issue was created by the Bulgarian elite, controlled by the Polish. To that I will have to reply swiftly, as no such lie should remain in circulation.

Dear Croatians, even if this was the truth ( for which you have absolutely zero proof), the way your precious EDEN HQ, led by your Ukrainian female dog Oles Kurvichak and HOffa and Nenya at the time (yes, the same Nenya) handled the issue, breaking all the EDEN rules made it absolutely certain that Bulgaria had no place in EDEN. And finally Mr Romper calling us traitors and whatnot sealed it. So stop blaming it solely on the filthy Bulgarians and start looking at your problems in YOUR alliance. YOUR HQ issues were notoriously infamous back then, and now more and more countries see them for what they really are - a bunch of power-crazed people.

So stop blaming us, and start looking at how to fix YOUR own errors!!!

And once more I would like to give a shout out to our second best favorite beloved traitors ( no one comes near Birdland for that matter):

Well done, rats!!! What took you so long!!!!

As usual this girl is dedicated to my inspiration, the girl who keeps some semblance of a smile on my face lately in this game.




Thank you, Princess!!

And since this is not an incredibly serious article , there will be a music shout out for her!

Thanks again 🙂