Welcome to Sweden Lithuanian Citizens
Day 2,429, 17:59
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by Ideefix
Hello Lihuanian citizens, we are glad to have you as Swedes.
We hope that you don't feel to sad about loosing your regions and that you will adapt to our Swedish traditions as soon as possible.
To get you going, I have a small wordlist that young might learn as a first step:
1: Swedish: Kroppkaka Lithuanian: Didzkukuliai
2: Swedish: Potatis Lithuanian: Bulvės
3: Swedish: Öl Lithuanian: Alus
We would also like to tell you about the Swedish culture.
1: In Sweden we celebrate Easter, eat eggs, drink vodka, fist fight the neighbor and sometimes sleep with the best friends wife.
2: We also celebrate Midsummer once a year, drink vodka, fist fight the neighbor and sometimes sleep with the best friends wife.
3: We also celebrate autumn once a year, eat crayfish, drink vodka, fist fight the neighbor and sometimes sleep with the best friends wife.
4: We also celebrate Christmas once a year, drink vodka, watch the movie "Sällskapsresan" with Stig Helmer, fist fight the neighbor and sometimes sleep with the best friends wife.
Welcome to Sweden, hope you will like it here
/Ideefix
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I am Swedish and I can confirm that we like vodka, fist fighting with neighbors and sleeping with our best friends wives. I slept with Ideefix wife the other week and he had mine just yesterday.
Seppo kan dun inte pressa lite för Svea i Baltikum
Kanske kan ordnas. 🙂
Word!
Today im gonna drink some vodka, fistfight with neighbour and sleep with my best friends wife. Why? Its Wednesday ffs.
😁)
I like to fist fuck my neighbor's daughter with a bottle of vodka.
Tal dansk din skide hund!!!!
😃
Thanks for a warm welcome \o/
It seems we're quite a like, it's just that Lithuanians prefer beer over vodka, fist fight with a best friend and sometimes sleep with a neighbor's wife.
I prefer vodka, cos I get sleepy from beer...
Mhm, maybe you've also slept with your best friend's wife, just don't remember it?
does neighbour's girlfriend count?
Up north were the sun never sets during the summer and never rises during the winter we like moonshine, fight whatever we see and sleep with whatever we can sleep with, we dont have the luxury to be choosy!
Well, that goes for most places in the north - Finland is a whole other story though, including reindeers, knives, sauna and what not!!!!
And Denamrk OMG ppl drink Gammeldansk in the morning as breakfast 😮
Well of course - eating is cheating, might as well just start the day with some nice bitter!!
xdxd glutenhut o/
I'm very impressed with this warm welcoming and really funny article. I found you (Sweden) very good neigbour and comrade. Also as an opponent or even enemy. I (and most of my eNation) respect you and wish that we together could play a significant role in eWorld or at least in eEurope. Together we ride, together we die.
When you have enemy like You, you don't need friends.
o7
Hmm a weird thought (question) entered my so called brain.....
Why isn't Asgard and the Baltics joining forces??
sounds interresting. Then we could wipe Poland for good.
It would be a real chocker for the eWorld when small countries like us joined force to become the new eWorld masters!!!!
We and the Jedi warrior would rule the earth and universe!!!
hello 🙂
Swedish CP acting as if he was employed by the Fennoscandian - I should check my journalists once more.
Great article, have been waiting for satire like this...
Not for long swedfish 😉
V Haha o7
Some more words you need in Lithuania 😛
Wecome - sveiki atvyke
Hot girls - karštos merginos;
Cold beer - šaltas alus;
Flowers - gėlės; (this is especially for CP of Sweden. Im still waiting my flowers... He promissed...)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQUi2k4ek3E
PS: Who is going to marry me? His best friend must be the blond... 😃
Ah your crazy!!!
Oh... I always knew that you are in love with me 🙂
Hahaha!
hahah good one i like this one