Trolling Plato For 50 Gold

Day 2,173, 08:37 • Published in Argentina Thailand • by deleted smee
*This story/poem/etc. participates in the Halloween Community Contest (link: http://forum.erepublik.com/index.php?/topic/1708-halloween-the-spookiest-story-contest/)

Goodevening eRepublikanos,

Plato is having an article competition about halloween and he is giving prizes away. 50 gold for first place. Seriously, I get a chance to trolllololol Plato and get 50 gold free? Well anyways, as we all know yesterday was halloween (oooo spooky), so Plato decided to scare us all this week!





The players, learning about this, decided to reward Plato, by bringing new zombies, umm I mean players to the game.





Of course, Plato was very happy about the new voters i mean players so he rewarded us with batzookas!






The parts of which of course fall randomly in battle.






But the batzookas were great, they could do a lot of damage and you could help win any battle you wanted!






And with all that damage from those batzookas you could hope to be in the top 3 in your country in the weekly tournament to win that shiny medal!!!!!






Okay, well it's kinda hard to finish in the top 3 in a large country, but I already have all the shiny medal's I want. Here look at them!!






And I know Plato loves me, because every so often he sends me FRIEND POINTS!!!



I only need 2 more friend points to win!

Happy belated halloween
smeagol.


Also, halloween boobs!