The Top 10 eUSA Parties - Each Described In One Sentence!
Nohime
eUSA is made up of great citizens. And the parties in which those citizens reside have a story to tell, so I thought I would summarize them up quick, fast and in a hurry for you. We wouldn’t want you to have to work very hard, or work at all, to learn about the top 10 parties.
Don’t get up, I’ll bring them to you!
10. Korean American Society
eRepublik mistaken for browser game like Starcraft or just a group of accounts run by crazy good automation?
9. Croatian-American Party
“We are RL Croatians who gave our accounts to RL Croatians to two-click for us until this game gets better.”
8. Old Fu-ks United
“Our apathy is so great we hardly hear a thing to complain about, but our IBS and old-people-smell is stymied with Depends!”
7. American Freedom Alliance
“kako staviti sliku u novine može mi netko reći?”
6. Socialist Freedom Party
Freedom won through revolution and long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, articles by Phoenix Quinn!
5. American Military Party
Sildenafil may perk us up, but we’ll be hanging around here for a while longer short, shriveled and now to the left.
4. Baaaa!
Baaaa! Baaaaaaa! Baaaaaaaaaaa! Baaaa! Baaaaaaaaaaa!
3. We The People
*whale sounds*
2. The Federalist Party
“WE ARE P/H...except we don’t know what the ‘p’ and ‘h’ stand for anymore so we’ll wait around and hope FGs comes back or twisted.pixel or soren nelson or Duncan Crowe or Greene12 or David Landon or Jacksondr5 to remind us…. P/H!”
1. United States Workers Party
If you needed a life saving transplant of an organ, we would donate our organs to save your lives, but just know they are not our own organs from our own bodies, we do not provide medical insurance coverage for such procedures and any unauthorized practice of medicine is a criminal offense that will incur serious penalties that we will collect from your dead corpse.
Comments
Accurate?
Accurate.
you only needed but to ask.
"If you're an old fu-k but not an Old Fu-k, you're doing it wrong."
or.. to go along with your apathetic theme...
"we just don't give a fu-k."
On point lol
I do think you have too few quacks in the WTP one though. Please fix this.
You mean this article didn't make you quack up?
I did quack. Then I got a bit sad that I got no recognition and the whale got it all. 🙁
But then I saw the Fed and USWP ones and legit quacked again.
bad-um-tiss o/
Forgive me for my thinking, but I look at We The People as a small, confident boat of people who are destined for greatness and ready to explore the vast world and make it their own...but then are capsized by a whale.
And invaded by a brace of ducks that eat all their bread when they lay in the life raft . Pretty accurate.
lol i concur xD
boo
🙁
You left out the greatest Feds: citizenslave, Angelini, Jasper Signa.
I almost did write them down, but then moved on with my life. Jasper Signa isn't even listed on their official wiki. So why should I try harder to do their jobs? :3
Why shouldn't you?
Because they hose Feds and don't appreciate the work put into stuff like that. Ask ScottCoyleSr.
Also, my dig at them was their knowledge of party history is garbage.
srsly.
I'm clearly a top 5 Fed too, but hate leaves me off their lists.
Oh yeah, and Jackson was a horribad Fed.
Today"s Feds don't know that, which reinforces my point.
O YEAH
Feds look funny though, like Bangkok hookers after marines left!!~
Baaaa.
Stop stereotyping.
#notstereotypingbutidc
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Thanks for listing USWP at number one. That's where we belong.
People who have the most money usually are on top in this game.
I'm poor as fuck.
Why isn't Oblige picking the CP if that's the case?
Apathy. Hence why WTP is getting capsized.
Accurate, obviously there's a long list of good Feds that could be named, but at this point doesn't matter because they aren't around enough for it to matter.
#Revoltingforthesakeofit
Baaaaaa
we walk the line~
Not quite accurate, but probably close enough.
I honestly wouldn't complain if you started MMing this to new citizens.
Baaaa! When in doubt, follow the sheep.
Great article.
voted
LOL i love it!
USWP isn't #1 though, so it's out of order.
Check the voting results for congressional elections, bud.
racism that fourth baaaaaaa the party black sleep fourth in article and fourth in better party in eUSA who did this article and a prejudiced
Dafuq?
No Wooky
how dare you write our stupid slogan in croatian!?
xD
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haha, yeaaaahhhh, I totally noticed, but then was too lazy to fix it xD
Was it really too hard for you to type the name of The Black Sheep Party.
It was a funny article though
Besides being totally serious I wanted people to laugh. 🙂
Some of these are longer than one sentence.
I'll refer back to this article if I ever decide to join a Top 10 party.
This comment wins. Everyone go home.
SFP are Angry and Horney.