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For Part I: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-seven-dwarfs-2525965/1/20

Gather round, we’ve got a story to continue!



Last time we checked in on our dwarfs, they were journeying all the way over to the Congress building. Their uncle, Papa Smurf (Beerman) had told the dwarfs that the evil Sheep had poisoned the Smurfs for retribution for extra sheep shearing. Papa Smurf determined that the garden gnomes needed to be rescued from the basement of the Congress building so that the gnomes can help revive the Smurfs’ carrot gardens which were determined to be the antidote to the blueberry toxin. However, the dwarfs desperately needed votes and gold so they can free the gnomes and save their cousins, the Smurfs.

Along they way, they encountered some challenges and some unfriendly animals. While Happy (Evry) and Dopey (Greeling) were organizing one of their dwarf concerts in an effort to raise money for the election, a large whale (Oblige) appeared, blocking their path.



“Who goes there!”, bellows the whale (Oblige)

“Who the hell wants to know!”, interjected Grumpy (Israel Stevens)

“The whale blocking your path!”, the whale (Oblige) obtusely responds,

“Look at that blow hole”, whispers Sleepy (Rainy Sunday), “it has liquid gold leaking out of it.”

“He must be a little excited about something”, says Doc (Aramec) while Bashful (BeachBunny) blushes.

While the whale (Oblige) and Grumpy (Israel Stevens) argue about taxes, immigration, and fiscal responsibility like they’ve done countless times in the past, the other dwarfs look for something they can use to get rid of this elitist scum.



Off in the woods, Sneezy (Synesi) stumbles upon a rather large mirror and runs back to the group to report his findings.

“I found a *ACHOOOO* mirror!”, Sneezy (Synesi) attempts to tell everyone.

“That gives me an idea!” says Papa Smurf (Beerman), “Rich bastards are usually narcissists and enjoy listening to themselves talk and looking at their reflection, maybe we can distract him with the mirror!”

The dwarfs start to move the mirror but realize that it’s too big and way too heavy. They seem disappointed until they hear voices coming from down in the valley.

“I’m telling you, the government is out to get us! They have spy satellites and internet spying tools. Socialism is the way to go. Everyone gets their fair share and screw those damn filthy rich people.” Jude Connors is heard ranting to Maryam and Artela.

Dopey (Greeling) chases after them, tripping over his own two feet on the way. When he gets there he explains the plan to them, and Jude, Maryan, Artela, and the rest of the SFP come over to help!

“We may not be a large group of people, but we’re more than willing to help take down one of the largest elitist whales to venture into these parts.” says Artela.

All the dwarfs and SFP members all work together to bring the mirror over to the whale (Oblige). They manage to prop it up next to a tree, and the whale (Oblige) catches a glimpse of his reflection in the mirror and suddenly starts to get a little flustered. He looks at the mirror some more and starts getting a little bit more excited. The gold slowly dribbling out of his blow hole begins to increase in speed and volume. Suddenly, he gets really excited and has a weird look on his face, and then gold and gems come shooting out of his blow hole!

The dwarfs react and quickly begin to scoop up the gems and the gold, cleaning up the whale’s mess. The whale (Oblige) suddenly realizes what happened, and while still in a daze, slithers off, back into the ocean, embarrassed that he did such a thing in the presence of a few ladies.



“Hey, can we join you guys?” asks Jude Connors, “We used to be good friends with the Sheep but we’re looking for new friends now, and you guys are just the bunch we’d like to work with.”

“Well, that’s mighty kind of you folks, but, sure, we’d love to have you stick around!” responds Bashful (Beach Bunny).

So, the SFP, the 7 dwarfs, and Papa Smurf all go on, travelling towards the Capital. Along the way they pick some berries, make hot chocolate, and trade stories about those times they defeated evil.
After a while, they start to get develop a plan for how to get the garden gnomes out of the basement in the Congress building. They knew that the USWP and the Feds were keeping them locked up so that they could be sold to the Serbs in exchange for a shiny new tank. The dwarfs determined that if they can win the election, they would be able to free the gnomes. Otherwise the smurfs would be turned into blueberries forever.



Our merry gang continues their march to the Capital, rallying votes and gold along the way. Happy (Evry) and Dopey (Greeling) holds one of their final dwarf concerts. The whole group gets involved. The SFP-ers worked the crowd, collecting donations while Papa Smurf (Beerman) MC’d the event and all 7 of the dwarfs played an instrument (except for Grumpy (Israel Stevens) who just gave the audience guilty looks).



After this stunning event, gaining even more support and a whole bunch of votes, the group goes to the Capital. By this point, the USWP, Feds, and their assorted henchmen are aware of the dwarfs’ intentions and are scouring the area for our little friends. Luckily, they happened to come across the friendly Snow White (Viky). She was extremely welcoming to our fearless group and allowed them to stay in her small house while they were awaiting the election results.



A long night of hot chocolate making, story sharing, and creepily watching Snow White (Viky) as she falls asleep, our friends finally go to bed.



They are awaken by a Wild Owl hooting outside the door.

“HOOT HOOT!” hoots Wild Owl. “HOOT HOOT!”

Sleepy (RainySunday) awakens first and starts to get the rest of the gang awake.

“Shut that damn bird up!” grumbles Grumpy (Israel Stevens).

“Do you think he wants an owl snack?” asks Dopey (Greeling).

“Don’t be silly, Dopey, this is a Wild Owl, for some strange reason, he only gets excited about chicken-guys and foxes!” responds Doc (Aramec).

As the group gets ready for the day, election results begin to come in;

“In a surprise win by the underdog, the AMP and SFP-sponsored 7 Dwarfs, have pulled off a shocking win! They clinched the top spot by a mere 4 votes! Authorities are searching for the Dwarfs so they can get the governing started.” squawks the radio.



The dwarfs and their SFP allies all head to the Congress building for their swearing in, bringing Papa Smurf along as a spectator.

*bangs gavel*

“I’d like to call the 90th Session of the eUSA Congress to order.” proclaims Speaker of the House Bashful (Beach Bunny). “We currently have one bill to vote on, The Smurf-Blueberry Prevention Act.”

“Aye” voted all the dwarfs and SFP members.

Suddenly, a door opens from the back of the room and out walks Old Man Cromstar with the garden gnomes in tow.

"Well, there was definitely no precedent for that!" remarks Old Man Cromstar. "That's probably worth a censure."

With the gnomes freed, Bashful (Beach Bunny) puts Congress in recess and the dwarfs and the gnomes head back home with Papa Smurf leading the way.



The Smurfs go on to live happily ever after while the dwarfs go back home to relax….


…..for now.



And so ends story-time. Until next time;

~Evry