The Real Canadian S**t Show
Rylde
Well s**t sure hits the fan and sometimes there's never a dull moment when I'm in charge. To bad for you guys the fan isn't always pointed the right way. Ireland obviously got real pissed off when I wanted to wipe them to end our little profitable war so we could carry through with our airstrike. I figured it would be the fastest way to end the conflict.
So yes I broke our agreement of no CO's in Resistance battles in our TW.
I had never been in a war where I had to propose peace and that's on me for not knowing the mechanics. It was either wipe or be wiped for any war I had ever been a part of in the past. I could have communicated better but didn't as I just figured it would be over and done with soon and then they could easily liberate.
Ireland officials began demanding sceenshots of my govt admin buttons and not believing the option for propose peace wasn't there. After I sent in a ticket I was informed you needed to propose no NE first before you could propose peace.
I sent in the propose no NE and immediately clicked yes. That was an error on my part as they were mad and wanted to continue the war as they discovered they had a new benefactor in there midst to bankroll some revenge. Colin Lantrip.
If they really wanted this to end it didn't have to be with holding hands and apologies from both sides. All they had to do was click yes to no natural enemy and we could of went our own ways after proposing peace. So the fault isn't all completely mine, they need to own some of it as well.
After Colin Co'd the crap out of our battle and we were swarmed I shouted that Slovenia should wipe them for lulz. That didn't go over so well and the whining and complaining intensified from the Irish.
They chose the path of revenge and butthurt.
I can respect that and we really do need more long term border enemies so I don't have a problem burying our long time friendship in order to have more entertainment close to home without having to load an expensive Airstrike.
I say Ireland should be a new enemy for life for our nation.
There allies with the UK our natural foe and regularly fight for them against us as they should. There's no need for this fake friendship and peace that has existed far to long as is.
Ultimate Fail
Well I screwed up pretty big pissing off a rich American and I'll be the first to admit that. I brought this hell that will rain down on our heads shortly by setting CO's against the USA in a random useless battle that was almost over anyways when I was drunk. I went and passed out and left CO's up all night and got us some unwanted attention.
So now we are enemy number one for Colin Lantrip and as I said its all my fault. He's going to bankroll Ireland wiping us and that's all the power to him as I won't go broke trying to out CO him at this time.
I'll be honest that's not how I originally thought as I was collecting CC and asking Foxfire for the defense fund. I knew I made a huge mistake and I wanted to try and fight our way out of it. Cooler heads convinced me otherwise and to save our funds for liberation when its needed.
It also seems apparent that we'll be targeted for an Airstrike on our land sometime very soon. I hope you all ready for war because I brought it to our shores and it should be fun even if were on the losing side. Atleast we won't be bored with nothing to do for the next month or more.
Since we have so much attention atm it would be a waste to launch our Airstrike to try and escape the inevitable with so many guns pointed our way.
20% Weapons bonus Colony
Truth be told the only reason we had it so long was because I was paying for us to keep it so unless you placed CO's there yourself you have nothing to b**ch about.
An Out
It wouldn't be fair of me if I didn't tell the nation that we do have an out clause to all this that must be completed by sometime tomorrow.
I've talked with Colin and he basically said make nice with Ireland and he'll back off and will quit coordinating our wipe via Ireland and an airstrike from unknown but a most likely obvious country.
Personally I don't want to make nice with Ireland as they got real cocky as soon as they found out they had a heavy spender in there corner. Plus there has been ongoing issues with them from last term.
I say we go down with the ship and await what comes and deal with it. There's no real benefit to being unofficial allies with Ireland while were on opposing sides. So I say bring on the entertainment.
Or you could start a revolution deposing me and go kissing Irelands A** to avoid a war and wipe with the CPF leading that charge.
Either way I'll be in the thick of things flinging s**t at the fan and watching where it lands.
You do have to admit though its a lot more fun around here the more I screw up s**t disturbing the eWorld.
Standing Orders
Until such time as I'm removed from power standing orders will be to fight in our direct battles against Ireland in an attempt to drain the Yankee's CO's as much as possible. If he wants to pay to wipe us lets not make it free and the less he'll have for later.
May we never live in peace again.
Donations
If you want to help support the impending battles I'm always taking cc donations for CO's. Every bit helps and if we can't shoot down the Airstrikes we can use the funds to kick them out.
Comments
Excellent. I proposed turning on our allies just a few days ago, glad to see that advice taken seriously.
If we keep ringing MEK's bell about their two loser members stealing our Legend medal, maybe they'll get in on the fight and drain the hell out of buddy's CO account.
I wanna see ED and his band of stupid hippies try to drum-circle their way out of this one!
i think we should all fight for Ireland and collect those CO's and use the money later 😛
Keep ringing!
There is no Me in MEK, just MEK!
Btw, 12k strength in 3 years... and speaking about losers. A little bit redundant, you must admit.
Riiight, because in your world, where it's perfectly fine to gift a thing that is not yours to give away, burning RL cash to become the strongest D1 tank evar makes you NOT a loser.
I imagine that "there is no Me in MEK" thing makes a lot more sense in Portugese.
Thanks for playing, traitor!
I repeat, for a brainless authistic D1 player: 12k in D1, with RL cash spent = biggest loser I ever seen! Congrats!
"authistic"
Stick to Portugese, traitor. Maybe a Romance language will be easier for you to handle. You no am good for to Englishing.
Repeating something stupid doesn't make it more correct. Just means you said something stupid twice.
Oh, also... October 2013 - September 2015 is three years? Interesting math.
Awesome!
This just gets funnier the longer it goes on.
Now your funny to.
insert fart noise here
Kumbaya m'lord.
Kumbaya.
Everyone was complaining about how we have too many allies on our borders and not enough enemies so here's to more TP money in the future.
Rock of Ages, cleft for me,
Let me hide myself in Thee;
Let the water and the blood,
From Thy riven side which flowed,
Be of sin the double cure,
Cleanse me from its guilt and power.
Not the labour of my hands
Can fulfill Thy law's demands;
Could my zeal no respite know,
Could my tears forever flow,
All for sin could not atone;
Thou must save, and Thou alone.
Nothing in my hand I bring,
Simply to Thy cross I cling;
Naked, come to Thee for dress;
Helpless, look to Thee for grace;
Foul, I to the fountain fly;
Wash me, Saviour, or I die!
While I draw this fleeting breath,
When mine eyes shall close in death,
When I soar to worlds unknown,
See Thee on Thy judgement throne,
Rock of Ages, cleft for me,
Let me hide myself in Thee.
on other words on both sides we need to be more humble. else like in both cases we will be forced to eat humble pie. we can always just hold a short tournament between yourselves , ourselves the uk and the usa. i wrote you a letter as MOD and your response was you dont speak to trolls. but i dont mind fighting as well and new friends we gain is good for our future plans. also canada will look good in pukey green.
song is in my head again its an excellent whistle song.
Nobody asked you to kiss any ass, simply to try and make right for the things you admit here.
I sent a no NE proposal so obviously I was on the right track towards ending the conflict. You did notice they somehow forgot to click yes as well.
They wanted this war with you bankrolling them so continue as I'm not kissing the little trolls a**es or doing a song and dance for you either.
Ya know, I won't even try to debate my CP actions. I'll concede I was a bad leader, that I screwed up and pushed some buttons in error, I made the mistake of helping friends and allies when I should have fought fyrom tooth and nail.
You are/were great at getting Canada riled up, organizing a war, making fun of our enemies and starting trouble. I do have to say though that you suck at FA. You divide Canada's fighters, alienate Canada's allies, embarrass Canada's friends.
It took over 2 years of some pretty damn good FA work and general goodwill to make it so Canada fought well above it's weight class. Countries much bigger and stronger than us would make decisions based on what we wanted to do. Some of the largest MUs in the game would come to our aid without being asked. Maybe nothing was said in public but in private PMs we had the respect of a few enemies.
I say all this in explanation of one point, you don't piss all over the place, poke the "No NE" button and expect it all to go away. You are in charge, and by your own admission you are not used to dealing with things in this manner but you are quite aware of people who do know how to handle things. If you didn't want to appoint someone to speak for you it still would have been possible to ask for help.
P.S. Continuing to blame others while saying that you could have handled the situation better doesn't fix things. You are still telling them that it's their fault and that your expecting them to fix your mistakes.
~hyuu~
*facepalm* Welp, at least you learned something new about game mechanics.
Oy... Just Rylde being Rylde.
so, what you're saying is that you really are a terrible leader and we were all right for not trusting you?
OMG? Who saw that coming?
You were played, dude. All it takes is a little poking and you will do something stupid. Give Molly Jo all the shit you want about her lame presidency but she has a thick skin and common sense.
This will all work out though. You and your supporters wanted to tank eCanada and it looks like you're getting what you wanted.
I'm enjoying the ridiculous amount of TP gold I've been getting. Keep it coming.
There will be plenty TP. Also expect Freedom Fighter cc and RW gold. The circular RWs in Canada are pretty amazing.
lolktru, meh
For all those opposed to fighting long-time neighbourino Ireland, just fight for Canada and force their CO's then jump over and fight for them and take all their monies.
Profit and TP Gold Errywhere!
ireland and canada, the beavis and butthead of erepublik
Forever together, we crazy bastards are.
I love you man. PS I sold the motorbike....
War is profitable and fun for all when you force it on another country and fight it in there regions, but when tables are turned it is no fun. You proposed peace and asked Ireland to do same. We were talking about it and you started to make threats. If You would of waited we probably would of signed peace. You literally took 8 minutes from asking for peace to telling us you were going to get Slovenia to attack us and several other threats, and were rude enough to do it during a game. Your a hot head, makes game intersting, but gets you in trouble. Ireland is not attacking Canada, it is attacking you. If there is a new dictator we will pull out right away, if not we all have a bit of fun.
Rylde unset the NE but you didn't because you don't want peace now that you have a CO patron. Better hope Lantrip is in for the long-haul 🙂
Reminds of the time I was on IRC and found Rylde drunk. He threatened to leave eRep while being CP unless I gave him a pic or something of similar sorts. He gave me all his cc he had on hand. I did nothing and within 2 minutes he broke and demanded to get his s**t back.
The part of this story I find hard to believe is you speaking of "the time" you found him drunk on IRC, implying it has happened only once. 😉
oh now ecanada and Eire fight each other, too bad it was not like this last year,.
Are you not entertained?!
I would have been more entertained when I was CP of Eire
speaking of being entertained, I think I will switch my name again
T'is but a scratch. Come on ya Irish pansies. We're invincible.
holy crap you are Canadian again. Netherlands too boring for you? 😛
Yup! More happens in eCanada in a week than in a whole year most other places.
Do we need to install a blood alcohol meter on Ryldes computer now? 🙂
99 bottles of beer in Rylde's fridge,
99 bottles of beer
He takes one down, swishes it around
98 bottles of beer in his fridge
??
Indeed. If he gets any blood in his alcohol system, we're all screwed.
No just his mouse button. http://cdn.geardiary.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Screenshot-2014-11-11-09.08.39.png