The king hast hath returned.

Day 4,765, 06:51 • Published in Belgium Belgium • by MCKitkat


The Castle

At a chariest castle somewhere on this earth, leigemen and knights art hard at worketh. Food and clothing art hath brought in, last repairs madeth, artisans from neighbouring villages hath called upon f'r worketh in and 'round the castle.

Only few knoweth of the purpose of these activities. Whispers sayeth he hast hath returned, but who is't is unclear. The king hadst long since did disappear, the lords unsure of what to doth hadst fallen into inactivity. The monarchy hadst fallen into disarray and the dissolution by duke curlybear of wallonia hath seemed the final death notice. And yet, the castle wast up and running with activity which hadn't been seen in years.

As evening wast closing in, the trumpets did announce a visit'r. Suddenly, the entire workforce ceased and starr'd at the gates, who is't wast the person yond organis'd all this activity? with majestic grace, upon a horse as white as the most quite quaint of snow, he satteth and did enter albeit unceremoniously. The people couldn't believeth their eyes.

The king's majestic entrance

Thither he wast, after so many years, he hadst finally hath returned. The king, as majestic as he hadst at each moment been hath followed closely by count gyantse of hainaut. The king ceased at the gates, giving an impromptu speech to the people, thanking those folk f'r their hard worketh and eternal loyalty to the realm.

Despite all yond hadst hath happened, they did remain steadfast in their belief and conviction. The king hath shown dry sorrow, he did apologize f'r abandoning his people many moons ago but at last he wast back to maketh right and holp those who is't stoodeth by him all this time.

Their supporteth invigorat'd him to receiveth back to worketh and buildeth up what wast did destroy. And he wouldn't beest high-lone. Everyone would beest welcome to aid in the struggle, to bringeth back the king onto his rightful lodging. The house of lions shalt roar once again!

The Throne Room

Huzzah, the crowd did roar and did accompany the king to the throne room, thither they witness'd the king approaching the exsufflicate and hastily did clean throne. He satteth down and apace hath followed by count gyantse, who is't did place upon the king's headeth the coronet of the realm.

"The king hast hath returned; long may he liveth!"

Count Gyantse placing the crown upon the King's head


Applause and cries of huzzah did fill the throne cubiculo but hath fallen apace into silence at which hour his majesty did rise up to speaketh once moo:

"I, Mckitkat, first and only of his name, king of belgium, lord of the 10 provinces and protect'r of the realm, hereby proclaim:

- the dissolution of the current council of lords.
- the appointment of count gyanste of hainaut as handeth of the king.
- the removal of lord curlybear as duke of wallonia following treasonous behaviour 'gainst king and realm.
- the appointment of count gyantse of hainaut as duke of wallonia f'r his utmost loyalty to the coronet.

I calleth upon all the lords of the realm to gage fealty to their king. The house of lions roars again!"