The Guardian- War Report and News From the Front!

Day 1,446, 17:18 Published in Canada Canada by Canadian National Defense

Today in the Guardian, You’ll be able to take a look at this week’s War Report . And after that News from the front. So put your feet up and enjoy the article>>>>>



NorthAmerica
-Today eCanada successfully defended its mighty east coast against the pro-ONE eUK. The round started around eUK’s prime time and eCanada was able to put the wheels on and put the eUK war machine to a halt.

-As we look below the border, Polandball and the Peptobismo puke, continue to stain our southern friends on their east coast. As of now the eUSA is kicking ass in Tennessee Click Here To Fight as they put the brakes on Seriba and begin the long process of pushing them back.


Mexicro- Croatia doesn’t want to go home as they continue to wipe Mexico. Earlier today a RW was put up in Baja> Mexico-7 Croatia-8. More details on Croatia’s status in Europe later.


It’s been a good day for Indo and a horrific day for Australia as they have been wiped by the Indonesian multi army. New Zealand continues to stand tall in this mess.


The day does not stand still in Europe…
-Ireland has been knocked down to some of its last regions and eCanada’s presence in the eUK has vanished.
-PolandBall continues to reign over Europe, but luckily France and Germany Resistance wars have paid off as France was able to regain some of its regions as well as Germany.
-Romanian has been knocking on Turkey’s as they continue to pound through Turkeys coastal regions.
-Cyprus chances of not getting wiped are slim, with FYROM ripping through its tiny nation.
-Russia….. There doing alright 😃


Our very own Venoms III conducted a survey on Thursday searching for the CAF’s favourite drink. Today we will share with you one of the CAF’s most active Military Officers drink….
TyraelSnow-
1 part vodka.
1 part Kahlua.
2 parts Baileys Caramel.
5 parts ice.
Blend and serve.


Are you an eCanadian looking for a sexy time? Well then….

The Canadian Armed Forces is currently looking for active eCanadians of all ages to fill our ranks. You will begin in the Rangers as Cadets and learn from the best, most active and enthusiastic CAF members that we have. You will be trained in IRC use, battlefield mechanics, personal training methods, teamwork, CAF methods and the CAF Code of Conduct.

In the CAF you will be supplied with weapons to fight, moving tickets to get you to the theatre of action and food to heal battle wounds. Rise through the CAF ranks to command a platoon or a division, be your countries next battle hero and make your country proud of you as a member of the CAF.
Some of the qualities the CAF is looking for are

-Basic Understanding of Game Mechanics
-Reliable and Active
-Can work as part of a team
-Enjoys meeting new people and having fun

Some of the qualities that are needed or you will be trained for are
-Experience using the eCan forums (link provided below)
-Experience using IRC
-Basic understanding of Battle Mechanics
-Enjoy's Strategy

But most importantly we are looking for eCanadians ready to fight our countries enemies wherever they are. To apply you will need to sign up on the eCanada forums and request citizenship masking (access) here
Once you have citizen masking on the forums simply apply here