The Day Erepublik died

Day 2,560, 14:23 • Published in USA Argentina • by what4

Chicken Little asks: When will eRepublik die?

Good question. But, I don’t know the answer. However, you are in luck. The eRepublik elite have tasked the most brilliant mind in all eRepublik, Professor ImAnEconomist, with determining the date. And if we hurry we can catch him announcing the date.

Professor ImAnEconomist: And in conclusion. eRepublik will end on day 2552!

Chicken Little: Why day 2552!

Prof: Well you ignorant fool. If you had paid any attention and new anything about statistics & Heteroskedasticity, you would realize that is when that ignorant fool what4 got the import tax raised to 99%.

Chicken Little: But Professor 2552 is in the past and we are still here in eRepublik & you and your loyal minions saved us by lowering import tax back to 1% and allowed foreigners to sell in eUS without paying a hefty tax (see http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/topic,32912.0.html)

Prof: you ignorant fool don’t you understand where you are. Let me give you a hint: Work tax is high, Import Tax is low, Producing WRM is profitable, and you are listening to a lecture by the greatest mind in all of eRepublik.

Chicken Little: Could I buy a vowel?

Prof: You imbecile, you are of course in eHeaven.

Chicken Little: So lecturing to us is heaven for you?

Prof: Lecturing to you ignorant, non-economist, is my punishment for not being able to convince those ignorant congress critters to oppose that moronic what4.

Disclaimer: Names have been changed to protect the guilty. Any resemblance to this and the truth is purely intentional, oops, I mean coincidental. So don’t read http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/topic,32862.0.html .