The Battle of Nord-Norge

Day 3,685, 10:00 • Published in Norway Canada • by KeshaWarrior
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Hello everyone and thanks for tuning in to this NSNBC broadcast. Before I jump in I just want to say how excited I am to be back, I've been active again for about the last two weeks, just staying quiet to catch up on some things.

But with the Congressional election coming up and this battle, I would have been remiss if I didn't comment on the spectacular battle and of the heroes who came to eNorway's aid.

If we must fight another resistance war after this one, I believe we can count on our friends, new and old, to come to our aid.



Let's just get right to it here, starting at about 05:00 local time the Resistance War against eFinland in Nord-Norge began, I wasn't able to get to the battleground until the end of the first fight, but it ended with a score of eNorway 1 - eFinland 10 despite the heroic actions of our troops.

However, the second battle, that's where things get interesting. With immense help from our comrades in Serbia, Switzerland, and South Korea (funny how that works out) we were able to make back some important ground. Thanks to the ferocious fighting of our President Hans Erik, who lead our troops in Divisions 1 through 3, the Resistance forces took the score to: eNorway 2 - eFinland 20.

It will be of interest to the patriots of our nation to know, that in the entire second battle, the eFin forces did not receive help from a single soldier from another nation. In fact, the only damage done by a troop who was not from eFinland in this battle, told me: "I actually meant to fight for Norway but didn't realize I was on the wrong side at first o7."

The Prime Minister of eFinland was involved in the war as well, fighting hard and rousing support for the enemy troops in their effort to maintain control of our region.

At the bottom of this article, I will list the greatest heroes of this battle who fought for us, feel free to send them a gift, or a friend request to show our gratitude. As this battle, despite the immense fighting from our President, would have been far more difficult, if not impossible.

At the time of posting this article, the third round of battle has just ended with a score of eNorway 7 - eFinland 25. Our combined forces taking back some ground.







I'd like to personally say thank you to our friends in eFrance and eAustria, two nations who were ready and willing to offer their support to help eNorway fight for it's freedom and I look forward to the day we can repay this noble deed they have done for us.

This is a list of individual honors of foreign fighters who are without a doubt our heroes this week:

capoqwer Minister of Foreign Affairs from Austria

Moulin Jean Minister of Defense from France

Blackbeard I President of Switzerland

axx234 of Romania

Emil J C of Romania

Wanterwolf of South Korea

Vlaj Che of Serbia

Maine Coon of Denmark

Dr. Panda of the UAE

D Domador of Venezuela

ImreHarag of Hungary

x01DarthBenderof Spain

Satria Akbar of Indonesia


As the battle rages on, I will post any major updates in the comments below, and release a full list of our biggest heroes in a followup article, as the battle continues to grow larger.




With this, I'd like to say I'm glad to be back again, and I look forward to providing my fellow eNorwegians with more news, interviews, and updates. Thank you all.