The 5 year old TUP

Day 1,954, 14:07 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Sir Robert V

Hello again good citizen's of our Great United Kingdom, it has been a long time since I've written to you, too long perhaps. Remember this newspaper is not ment to be picture happy, it has the information you need, not candy coating anything.

I write to you because there has been a grave issue, by none other than TUP. Sure we can call name, point fingers, lay blame and causation. But at the end of the day, i will be straight up with you, we all know it is you TUP.

So, my question to you, good citizens, why put up with the 5 year old brain of TUP? Why do we constantly have to deal with the dealings of them? I mean, they are stealing your democracy away by taking over their only opposition, by a simple game mechanic, and making them a joke. Citizens, you do not have a democracy anymore, TUP has made sure of that.

It's time we say goodbye to TUP, we do need to get rid of the 5 year old mentality, they do not even know what a democracy is. Citizens, if you want to do what is right for your country, and what you believe in, do not vote for TUP, we cannot let them go on, turning this country into a hell-pile. The time for action is now, my only question is, Will you stand up for what is right?