TERRIFYING NEWS FROM SINGAPORE!!!

Day 1,042, 16:43 • Published in USA USA • by Israel Stevens

Singapore City, Singapore - 9:00

Shocking and disturbing news out of Singapore this morning. The massive multinational corporation Anonymous Designs (Muffling Intelligent Notions), announced that they have developed a dastardly new weapon. Capable of destroying even the most stout of Tanks, and Helicopters. Even the heavily armored Artillery will be torn apart by this most recent of weapons technologies. The corporation is calling the new weapon the "Rocket Launcher."

Anonymous Designs (Muffling Intelligent Notions) [Hereafter ADMIN for short] revealed the weapon this morning, in what many are calling an outright unfair advantage for any person wealthy enough to purchase these Weapons of Death. Able to "instantly defeat your enemy," the ADMIN touts. Clearly designed with their richest of clients in mind, the Rocket Launcher will mean certain death for citizens not already paying into the stuffed coffers of this greedy multinational corporation.
Although many have called for the weapons' ban, it is unlikely to happen, as it is difficult to take the moral high ground when one's country is under fire from sworn enemies. The Rocket Launcher is the latest example of how ADMIN has used nationalistic frenzy and passion to make its already wealthy directors, even richer. It will be only a matter of days until the soldiers of Phoenix and EDEN are tearing each other asunder on the earth's battlefield.