Tea for Tais
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by Raven Anarcho
A Sirius president gets impeached, as the war in the isles gets more intense. Nations undergo issues during the recent congress election.
FUN POLICE
Spain has impeached their president, Lizan. According to govt. officials, he was using the position for trolling, and ruining Spain's relations with their allies. In a recent article, the president had sarcastically stated "Hail Sirius!" along with a screenshot of the 66-0 score of Argentina's battle against Spain, with Spain losing. Additionally, he had shouted for Spaniards to fight against Turkey.
TEA FOR TAIS
The Republik of China (Taiwan) has landed an airstrike on the United Kingdom. The UK is already currently at war with France, who had been very successful in their initial campaign. France has maintained occupation of London, defeating multiple British resistances. Just before the recent spring missions, Chile joined the war and invaded France. Days later, the US joined as well. Needless to say, Taiwan has arrived just in time to assist their outnumbered ally.
BUGGING OUT
Paraguay and Switzerland have finally ended their war, which was prolonged thanks to yet another bug in the game. Paraguay had other intentions for their airstrike, and quickly tried to end the war with Switzerland after landing. The treaty however instead continued to propose Switzerland peace with itself, which was rejected. Unable to sign peace, the war continued and annoyed and confused many of the Swiss, due to a lack of communication. Paraguay has now NEd Romania.
OTHER KEY EVENTS
- Mexico and Colombia sign NAP
- Hungary attacks Poland
- Croatia and Serbia return to war
MY CURRENT MISSION
For Now, I think I'll be fighting hard for Paraguay. I've just started back in the Dail, and am actually hoping to serve as MoC in the upcoming term. If any candidate needs an MoC, I have a few ideas and am gonna have more time on my hands for the next month.
-R.A.
Issue Song:
Dead Milkmen - Jason's Head
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGWmfTxBB3A
"Inhumanity is the keynote of stupidity in power." - Alexander Berkman
The Irish Radical issue #76
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Check out the last time Lizan's MoFA dropped a big bomb 😉
http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/5701483
Shows how seriously they took their war with Argentina.
I really enjoy seeing all the different pictures of ravens (or are they crows) that appear in RA's articles \o/
that'S family pics 😃
Hail Taiwan 😛
Free China best China
Excellent as always Raven!
All i read here Raven will sell himself to any CP to get a position in government.
What future government will stand for is irrelevant to Raven....even if it goes totally against ILP idea...
Unless idea of ILP is to prostitue to anyone and anything just to get one more extra seat for their corrupet a....
It's called gaining experience. Experience is heavily valued in eIrish politics. It shows what sort of attitude you have to office before you're in the highest one.
Corruption and a-kissing are only values of eirish politics.
And Raven is quite experienced in both.
He is also within ILP leadership and as such he should promote ILP values...what ever they are.
Corruption is only a side requirement in eIrish politics for success, actually being fucking competent at the jobs given to you is the No. 1 necessity, because if you aren't good at the job, you won't be in office long enough to be corrupt haha
Which is why the ICA lads were the best fucking people for the job in eIrish history; competence was required to get near power.
Well if we compare ICA with ILP you are uber competent.
But then Its not much of a challenge to beat ILP considering who is in ILP leadership.
I mean what ILP leadership did so far?
Got robbed while on power...twice.
Got PTOed by a person they elected for a PP.
and best of all: this atheistic party got saved by a cleric
I have looked through the Irish media every now and then in the past two months or thereabouts, and I've (finally) figured out what the ILP is due to the party rankings page, but I'm clueless about this 'ICA'. Would you mind summarizing it for me?
The ICA is/was the Irish Citizen Army, which lead a political and military revolution in 2011 that turned Ireland from a backwater neutral state into a country that punched well above its weight on the international alliance scene, as well as securing certain socialist principles as part of the state's enduring character.
http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/Irish_Revolution_of_2011
I have to update that article, but the gist is there.
Voted - and a good MoC to boot!
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People are beating on the eBrits? That is always happy making news 🙂
I like your articles, they're very informative and well written, they look neat as well. I subscribed to your newspaper, hopefully I can learn something about making good articles for the future. Best of luck to you!
nice article.
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