Svalbard - Climate Changes Caused by Norwegian Army

Day 2,436, 11:40 Published in Norway Sweden by noenting

The Norwegian archipelo Svalbard has been rendered uninhabitable due to an experiment of det Norske Forsvaret. While most of the population could be evacuated some scientists entered that region to observe on how climate changes might affect the planet.

Our correspondent to the Norwegian Capital decided to stay as long as possible and sends a report which is both at the same time - amazing and disturbing.

Within the last days the landscape of Svalbard has changed completely. Once being an arctic set of islands it now looks more like a rocky desert

Svalbard approximately 3km northof Longyearbyen

Also the atmosphere locally changed. What once was 20% of Oxygen and 78% of Nitrogen now locally changed to an impressive 95% of Carbon Dioxide. "No man can survive in this area without proper equipment" our correspondent reports "Yesterday several space agencies brought equipment over here which is normally used by astronauts. According to their plans they will use the area to prepare a mission to mars. First science departments are using the islands to test new robots which one day shall be sent to mars to explore that planet since Svalbard is more or less a perfect copy of the conditions of that planet since the latest developments".


Science Departments testing robots in Svalbard

According to conspiracists on the internet the conditions at Svalbard have been caused by a failed attempt to create a 'faster-than-light' propulsion system, conducted by the Norwegian Forsvaret. Forsvarets spokesman, however, stated "This rumor about the failed propulsion system is complete nonsense. Truth is, we have been working on a device to apply terraforming on a local scale and that experiment was a huge success. All physical and atmospherical parameters have been reached as desired. We are already prepared to transform Svalbard back to its original state, but since these conditions lead to so much scientific output, we are still considering to wait with the changes. If everything works out fine we will send a manned mission to Mars to make that planet habitable. We already successfully overcame the limitations which Alcubierre feared in 1994"


Trond R. from the Institute of Economies explained "The new conditions at Svalbard will have a significant impact on the Norwegian construction industries, although houses are traditionally built of wood. However, bridges and roads consume a lot of sand and rock which is now available at Svalbard for free. Svalbard is going to experience a boom, people will move there to get a job - it is somewhat similar to the Canadian Oil Sands. I am furthermore pretty sure, that we will start looking for oil there, since it would be pretty cheap to recover, compared to what we are experiencing on the oil rigs in the North Sea."