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Day 2,680, 14:28 • Published in Slovenia

• by Baby Anna

Andreychika vse naj naaaaaaj še 1x, ker vem da ti na erepu nič ne manjka, sem ti posvetila ta članek. 😉 Enjoy!

The seven most important men in your life.

1. The Doctor - who tells you to "take off all your clothes."

2. The Dentist - who tells you to "open wide."

3. The Milkman - who asks you "do you want it in the front or the back?"

4. The Hairdresser - who asks you "do you want it teased or blown?"

5. The Interior Designer - who assures you "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"

6. The Banker - who insists "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling you "Keep quiet and lie still!"

Happy birthday! 🙂