Spanish Inquisition
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by Severih
Eilen aamusta kun eSuomi toipui kamalasta vappukohmelosta, seesteinen sininen taivaamme peittyi vihamielisistä maahantunkeutujista.
Yesterday morning while the whole Finland was still in coma after our national holiday, evil instruders filled our once so serene northern sky.
Näiden oma maa oli jo vieraan imperiumin melkein kokonaan valtaama.
Their own country had been crushed by the kind empire.
Toisessa maassa oli kovasti mietitty turvallista pakopaikkaa jostain syrjäisestä maailman kolkasta. Silloin joku sai hyvän idean. Mennään turvaan joulupukin luokse.
In the other country, they had give a lot of thought for a save escape place. Then someone got a great idea. We go to the Santa.
Ongelmana oli, että eiväthän muukalaiset tienneet missä Joulupukki asui, joten Korvatunturin sijaan he laskeutuivat suoraan Suomen Turkuun.
Well the problem was that they didn't find any Santa, since he is not living in the Western Finland. He lives in Lapland. Instead they found something else.
Ilkeän noidan linna!
The castle of the evil witch!
Hän oli todella ovela..
He summoned help!
Ja muitakin tuli auttamaan.
And many other friends also came.
Kova taistelu alkoi. Aluksi näytti siltä että Espanja vielä vie voiton.
Then the heavy fighting started. At the beginning Spain was winning.
Espanjan armeija oli kaikkine mahtivuohineen ja sonneineen todella hurja.
Their army was scary and they had fearfull beasts in it.
Sitten espanjalaisten pistesaldo jäätyi 47 pisteeseen, eivätkä he tehneet enää yhtäkään pistettä lisää.Mitä oikein tapahtui?
Then their winning froze at 47 points to Spain. They never got no one point more. So what happened?
Me emme tiedä.
We don't know.
Thanks to all our friends and allies for the help!
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Hail Finland!
Hail Portugal!
Hail Asgard!
Hail Leto!
Hail Asteria!
Fail Spail!
Fail Spoland!
Fail Sirius!
Love you Portugal! I put the picture of your beautifull navy to this article too since your CO really saved us as much as the argentinian dmg. And thanks to all other friends too!
We're glad to have helped and to know that our help was useful and cherished.
VTD!!!
¡Poleee!
Mahtivuohi mainittu.
Hail Asgard
Hail Finlandia
Hail Argentina!!!
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Congratz Finland! 😃
Hail H. Bouchard
Hail Kimi Raikonen !!!!!!
Hail Finland !
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Congratz Finland! 😃
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tais meidän vapun takatalvi yllättää machot etelä-eurooppalaiset gigolot. Lähetetään niille vähän suksia juhannuslahjaksi.
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In ROTO we trust!
Spainards cant endure Finlands weather....thats the catch
Yes in Finland we have this thing called takatalvi. That is the name for a winter which suprises you when the snow has allready gone and you thought it was allready summer. Today was like that. When I went to swim to the lake, snow was falling again from the sky. Water was suprisingly warm, maybe +10 C.
I think of Finland as an interesting country to visit from far Arctic circle to the south...but swimming in Finlands lakes for us from the South (i am Serbian) is not an option haha
You call +10C temp water warm? 😃
I would also love to come with motorcycle to Serbia one day. What makes your country beautifull are those many hills and mountains. In Finland we have area called Pohjanmaa which is completely flat. In there they wanted to build a ski center to a town called Lapua. When those engineers from Switcherland arrived, they laughed and told that they had never been building a ski center without any hill. Well, they did it anyway by constructing the hill first. It's a popular ski center nowadays.
But yes what I wanted to say was that swimming in a cold lake is like jumping to the water from high place. You only need to be brave those tactical 3 seconds. Then after that you allready are in there. 😃
And heuski come on, if you have been swimming the whole winter in hole in the lake ice, then +10 allready has a promise of the summer. I could even smell the summer today while walking from sauna to the lake.
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This article sums it up beautifully. Thanks for all who participated.
Specially for uliuli-fettis and uliuli-Otus.
Osta arpa!