Sitting in the Garden Eating Worms

Day 2,881, 14:53 • Published in USA USA • by Silas Soule

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Old Oily Warbucks tries to explain "the way things have to be" to Mother Courage.



Sitting in the Garden Eating Worms
or
Some Field Notes from a Permanent Tourist


Hello friends! The following might have been something I thought about while listening to an old man playing a white fiddle while wearing a black hat, in the woods, surrounded by friends playing with puppets, on crisp sunny day in early Autumn.



First off, Hooray!!! for cheap free art. Let's all...









OK. Enough of that. Let's get to the point. Let's face it, men, we have a basic need for the following things...


Ecstasy.

Dreaming.

Resistance to the ever-growing logic of empire.

Insurrection against the existing order of life.

Resistance of the heart against business as usual.

Resistance of the mind against the supremacy of money.

Pulling off the modernization suit and letting the naked sun shine on us.







This is a picture (in my mind) of typical eRep "King" (or crypto-dictator or whatever we say these days) and a canonical "Super Soldier" (war-god, etc., etc.) This is the default game model. Zzzzzz...

Kindly note that both are made of papier-mâché.



On a similar note, I would like to point out that there is nothing, literally nothing at all, to fear in eRepublik. Nothing can go wrong. Ever.


So when the Socialist Freedom Party makes what might seem at first to be a wild-ass suggestion, please just say...

...because you will certainly feel better afterwards. They have been specializing for a long time in making eRep more fun and interesting. Just trust them.











To sum up...


To hell with the whole e-capitalist-imperialist jimbang.

Decapitalize it.

Rehumanize it.

Instead, let's go for the mass bliss!

^ Here is a picture in my mind of a heroic e-revolutionary leader. Not a puppet. Just a free-art bozo wearing a mask!





To put it another way...
















XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO,
PQ

















Dream big, boyos. Smash imperialism and dictatorship and stuff!


Also, to get free stuff, meet cool people and learn about flying snails! --> Join the Bear Cavalry and the Socialist Freedom Party!

And even if you don't join the Bears or the SFP, at least lend your support to the Democratic Revolution!





You'll be glad you did.