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Inb4thebutthurt!

But soft lavatory paper isn't supposed to cause butthurt? Am confus.

sounds like you're celebrating.

Yeah I bet your butt hurts after Rylde gets done with you lol.

Who doesn't like soft toilet paper? Dafuq do you use?

http://fumaga.com/i/badgers-arse-toilet-paper.jpg

He's enjoying his wipe.

The troll doesn't work when you have to explain it. And use either vote buying or duhmurika-spamclicks to get it up topside. As an eUS e😜at myself... I can't trust any eUS e😜ats anyway at this point.

I buy 16 grit toilet paper at Menard's.

This is also known by movie aficionados as John Wayne toilet paper, rough, tough and don't take shit off anyone. xD

One more before I go:
What does toilet paper and the spaceship Enterprise have in common?
They both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons.

Trollin the pres doesn't do anything.

I lol'ed

Good to see you around DMV

disagree

Hue

Voted

Where are you on the spectrum?

it's good to see you back... well not good i'm just here because you still owe me 25 tanks

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-canadian-patriotic-resistance-coup-d-039-etat-2382797/1/20

Hard to trust the word of a man who doesn't keep it

Lucan you didn't read the article apparently.

Apparently i did not... Apologies


I tend to just skim through your bullshit

should have known you'd only hand out tanks to those who further your cause and not for Canada to fight the states

I got tanks and I don't vote. Just sayin' eh.

We all need more DMV in our lives

... like we need another hole in our arses.

why stop at one 🙁

I'm pretty sure we were going to get wiped no matter who was CP unless one of us won the lotto max 50 million and went on a crazed erep binge.

Henry Peiffer would shit his pants (to continue the TP motif). I would spend the first million paying every tank I know to move to Canada with the promise of buying them a 300 gold pack everyday forever. I would have to hire an accountant just to get on-line (on their own account of course) to dispense the gold. 😃

I'll be your accountant! lol

I would offer Shaun a very generous salary. 35k, medical & dental, company car, 5k expense account, 401k with 5% matching, 2 weeks paid vacation and all the gold he can burn up on eRep. lol

Venus McDicker for dog catcher!
Oh wait...
We don't have animals on eRep...
Never mind.

Venus McDicker for toilet inspector!
There's a good position for you,
bent over inspecting toilets.
Wear your iron undies when inspecting at the gay bar. lol

It is good to see that you are taking the high road in your ongoing dispute. Stay classy.
/irony

It's interesting that you bought all the votes for this one and not for your podium-pounder where you call us all lazy.

..........Huh? I'm missing the troll here .... are you selling toilet paper now? You really should've put more thought into this, mister toilette.

I couldn't keep playin this game without my personal entourage of trolls. I'd get bored and leave otherwise. Thx DMV your a firm reminder of why i stick around.

Please, please, keep trolling! America, Spain, and Poland need Rylde to be Canadian CP!

One of my favorite things when I have a chance to do some reading is the outrage some express over vote buying.

Shocked I say! The horrors!

There has been vote buying in eRepublik since the first election. No one has ever tried to hide the moving tickets and gold being passed out. Yet after all these years some continue to feign outrage and accuse the other side of dirty tricks and dirt bag politics. It's all very comical.

Fact is, this is one aspect of the game the devs have absolutely nailed with sim imitating real life. Politics is filthy with corruption, and politicians are gifted liars that could really give a rat's ass about "the people".

Kudos to the devs, now see what you can do about the rest of the game.

hey now penelope wasn't in lonesome dove. Scandal

eCanada is currently Wiped of the map and the only thing you find to do is jump at each other throat good job.... very good one.

That's all DMV is good for around here... entertainment.

eCanada is currently Wiped of the map and the only thing you find to do is ridicule and troll each other. This is highly entertaining and make an otherwise dull game very interesting. Thanks everyone! Good job.... very good one.

*fixed*

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WTF are you talking about? Who's pointing fingers at whom? If you're talking about DMV it is the majority's considered opinion that he's a US infiltrator. Besides, you are a know shit disturber who isn't even supported by JCS, they just tolerate you. Fly away bug.

And the bug flew away. xD
Bye bye JBB, don't hurry back.

All I can say about this is consider the source, a puppet of the eUS.

Back a couple of months Mr. A. Smith and I were active in US politics. *insert snide remark HERE* For transparency I'd like to state that we did not always agree but I assure you that neither of us were part of the 'machine'. As such we are very aware of Dennis McVicker's antics and eventual collusion with those who run things in the US.

Remember when the US illegally invaded Canada last time? Chickensguy was the one that paid the Canadian Congressman to start shit rolling. He wrote an article to tell all and ask for forgiveness so this is not conjecture. Here's his current account as Dr. Walter Bishop.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/3117980
DMV acted on the US side to provoke this and generally push the agenda of Manifest Destiny. IMO he has been a tool of the unseen US powerbase ever since.

Lmao! First off it was potato134 who bribed CodeY MDP'S favorite butt boy to propose the NE last time not xhickenguys but I'm glad you know nothing and continue to talk as if you know something. Secondly you must be trolling because everyone knows I have been fighting on Canada's side even while I was a eUS citizen against the will of the eUS government. So much for me being a toll for the eUS government.

Ah ha! You do remember then? lol
So you, potato and CG were all in cahoots eh?

So you've been doing great things for Canada? Prove it. My proofs on my profile.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/new-shocking-photo-evidence--2386176/1/20

Interesting how DMV has updated his avatar. But only the centre portion, ditching the old controversial NATO insignia and swapping in a cute little chicken head. He kept the Praetorian Guard gold frame from his old American MU.

DMV is still a US puppet. Nobody will vote for him.

Troll's gonna Troll - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMEe7JqBgvg

Hrm, we need to get another piece of land, this is humiliating 🙁