Revealing News King William is.....
Grogu.
Dear members of the eUk
Many many moons ago, before a time of the Bieber and Swift, two twins were born to Royal blood, their first boy name William who was the first born by 5 minutes and a 2nd called Woldy, The king took a disliking to the first boy due to the large mole eclipsing the left hand side of William's face, in fear that his royal subject's would call the boy mole man, he caged the boy like a wild animal fixing a heavy iron mask upon his face, this boy shall never be the mole man king, and so it was after the king's death a new king was named King Woldy from the House of Woldy.
Many years price William from the house of Windsor was confined to his chains, and a mask that was heavier than the burden of guilt the Queen could take, So the Queen took her own life, but before she did, she wrote a letter to a certain Commander Dapper telling of the misdeed.
So Today I can reveal King William is the Man in the Iron
And is The True King of England
You can see The King has grown strong whilst his poor brother was jailed.
You can also see Mr Woldy has replaced the unicorn for a Pink Panther.
So the House of Windsor is Back
King William is The Man in the Iron Mask
I bid you all good day!
Comments
The only truth in this article is that King Willy is ugly. You are getting there Dapper!
His had his mole removed now, his has to look good as his the Rightful king of England
I don't want a king who thinks beauty is more important than brains.
The truth has been revealed!! 😮
The king willybum was a fake! He is infact...the trouble-making.. AJAY!! DUN DUN DUN!!!
House of Winsor.
@Rathena you"ve forgot the House of Lanister&Woldy 🙂
House of Windsor o/
House of Windbag.
House of Multi
House of Windsor
King William with iron mask is just pretending to be innocent whilist his twin brother the King Woldy is the rightfull and ugly king.You revealed the truth about uglyness of King Woldy,Bruce 🙂.
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I actually liked this story! 10/10 would read again
This is clearly false, I would I have replaced the Lion not the Unicorn.
I invite more comparisons with Leonardo DiCaprisun though
The false House of Woldy will fall!!!!!
o/
So are you going to challenge him for the dictatorship or no?
But if we replace it with the House of Willy we'll be the laughing stock of the eworld. 🙁
Hail o/ The House of Windsor
Hail o/ King William The Great
Most disappointed
I thought you were going to reveal that he was a transsexual dwarf
How about some iron mittens to prevent him typing.
poor attempt.
He has Dappers support? Means he's a troll just like Dapper.
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Good read.
Thank.
A prize............................................. Tool.
I thought it was a guess the headline competition, have I won a prize