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Day 3,171, 17:39 • Published in USA USA • by Goddess Dilvany


Yesterday we saw the start of the a new race. A race stronger than the superior race, the blacks. It is the race between an emo goth vampire girl and a loving parent. Then again screw the family unit. Loving parents are a detriment to our society. VIVA LA REVOLUTION! of emo goth vampire girls



Listen you may think QNN is run by an ill informed edge lord who just wants to stir up drama for nothing but a poor attempt at illiterate satire. I here to tell you that everything I write is 100% true. However, I want to address some criticism here about my last article.

The federalist suck they don't stand for anything except being the people in power. This does not mean that you can't be a good member of the Federalists. I love some federalists. Like my boy toy, RevlisEtan. However you an not deny that you allowed the worst person ever Dicktator 4 Lyfe(Now revoked) YUI, errrrg it makes me shake when I utter his name. It is disgusting. My point still stands. We need constant revolution that destroys all, salts the fields, rapes the local peasants, and bring the halls of the lords to the ground. This is the SFP constantly here to challenge all authority.



QNN Presidential Endorsement
There has been some grumblings about who will be our next president... I mean DICKTATOR. Will we elect the safe family men Tyler Bubblar and Wooky Jack or will we elect the first ever female emo goth vampire president. Tough choice..... That is why over the next few days I will be interviewing them to get a sense of who they are before I figure out an endorsement.



I Love Ajay Bruno
I miss the old Ajay, straight from the 'Go Ajay
Chop up the soul Ajay, set on his goals Ajay
I hate the new Ajay, the bad mood Ajay
The always rude Ajay, spaz in the news Ajay
I miss the sweet Ajay, chop up the beats Ajay
I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet Ajay
See I invented Ajay, it wasn't any Ajays
And now I look and look around and there's so many Ajays
I used to love Ajay, I used to love Ajay
I even had the pink Polo, I thought I was Ajay
What if Ajay made a song, about Ajay?
Called "I Miss The Old Ajay," man that would be so Ajay
That's all it was Ajay, we still love Ajay
And I love you like Ajay loves Ajay


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