NSNBC: Is eNorway Boned? Plus, a Weapons Giveaway!

Day 2,454, 16:37 • Published in Norway Canada • by KeshaWarrior
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Today is Day 2,454 and these are today's top stories.


As you have no doubt seen, Norway is finally all together again! What this means in the future we can't say, but celebration is in order for today. It may have only been a rental deal, but it sure looks good to see Norway in all yellow on the map, doesn't it?


UPDATE BREAKING NEWS!

The United Kingdom has started a training war with Norway, and Lithuania is voting on an Airstrike that will result in a two way front, Norway will need all of your support, save your food, energy, and weapons for a war on home soil.

KEEP NORWAY TOGETHER!


It is nearing one week since the Presidential elections, and we are looking forward to seeing the first governmental actions to take place. The start of the Congressional race is only one week away and you can rest assured that NSNBC will keep you covered on all of the candidates.


And, finally, in another update on the Sweden-Lithuania War, the fighting in Lithuania has become quieter, the battles continue, but the territory seems to be at a standstill. Finland and Estonia's battleground has been the focus of Norway's armed forces lately, and the focus of our attention.


From 2008 to 2011, I lived in eVenezuela, and in those early years, there was a time that Norway was the biggest nation in the New World. Those Norwegians took over Russia, all of it, as well as parts of other nations. We were ranked number one once.

Let's start working together to make that happen again, we can do it if we do it together.

The weather is beautiful here in Norway's capital, no better time or place to get started on today's more in depth story, a discussion of the upcoming events in Norway and how you can be apart of it.



I am the Director of NSNBC, Minister of Foreign Affairs, and Vice Minister of Home Affairs here in Norway. So I am often extremely busy. But I have decided to make a public policy, swearing that any message I receive will be replied to within 24 hours.

The reason I bring this up, is because of what I said earlier about Norway and it's population growth. We need people to come to Norway, need those born here to stay here, and keep existing Norwegians happy and involved so they don't leave!

We can all do this different ways, but I want to ask you this:

When you started here in the New World, what were the first things you wished you could do?

For me, it was to jump into politics, and I plan to help with that by raising funds to start a Women's Party here in Norway. I think it will help with the overwhelming male majority in the New World, and if there's going to be a place that women gather, why not Zoidberg? I mean Norway...


What do you think? I can't effectively make your lives more fun if I don't know what you feel is missing. So please, let me know.


Serbian friend averson, is going to start a Q7 Weapons Giveaway program for Norwegians.

All you need to do is be a Division I Norwegian citizen and for each comment, you will get 10 free Q7 Weapons!



Be sure to keep in touch with NSNBC, as our next article will be detailing the new dangers building in the eUK, and what we can do to help our one ally that has been completely overtaken, and is struggling on how to take on both Latvia and Poland at the same time.

They're going to need some major help...


Thank you very much for choosing NSNBC, and have a wonderful, Norwegian, rest of your day.

Kesha Winehouse,
Director of NSNBC News Network.