NSNBC: Get Involved, and Prepare for Heroes of Norway!

Day 2,452, 21:33 • Published in Norway Canada • by KeshaWarrior
Welcome to NSNBC, Your Place for Norwegian Politics



Today is Day 2,452 and these are today's top stories.


Today NSNBC early unreleased reports were confirmed, as Ireland invaded Canada. NSNBC friends inside Aurora observed an article showing those nations raising funds and energy to help Ireland launch an Air-raid, to "stir up some fun" as the reporter observed.

We can only regret not publishing this information earlier.

In other news, the election is over and Norway has selected, President Joshua Morriseau. We look forward to an official release from his group, to find out where this new Captain will steer his ship, that seems so quiet.

And, finally, in a brief update on the Sweden-Lithuania War, fighting continues to sweep Lithuania's home territories. But a more interesting development, is that Finland and Estonia are now back in the battleground. We will hopefully see a major shift in the powers of the Baltics, one that doesn't leave all the power to Latvia.


The weather is beautiful here in Norway's capital, no better time or place to get started on today's more in depth story, which as a matter of fact, is about our program here at NSNBC.




To go into greater detail, I'll start by saying, it's been a great privilege to get such good ratings and support for the way we do things here. It has made all the effort into the graphics, stories, and analysis of stories for accuracy, well worth it.

But now we want to expand. I would like to start taking stories from you, to put into our every other daily reports. Our American counterpart does this with programming from different pundits. So I would like to recreate some of this by having some folks be hired on to NSNBC to host their varieties of these shows.

A Norwegian variety of Hardball, the Rachel Maddow Show, and Morning Joe.

NSNBC will pay for these daily shows and for the effort put into them. All it takes is a message to me and we can discuss your show!


Also, over the next few weeks, NSNBC will be launching a segment called "Heroes of Norway" in which we will release our interviews with the soldiers, who all together, have done over 60 billion damage for our nation. These five brave troops deserve to be remembered for what they've done for the nation we live in. And NSNBC intends to make that happen.

Remember to thank your troops!



Thank you very much for choosing NSNBC, and have a wonderful, Norwegian, rest of your day.

Kesha Winehouse,
Director of NSNBC News Network.