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No Spacebar Challenge

Day 2,892, 20:05 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Henry Pu Yi

This is a challenge and a competition, sorta. If you can find the secret number in the passage below I'll send you 500 GBP and 1 Q1 Food.
The first one to comment the number wins. Also the number will be written as a word.. not.. a number? Idk.

Ok,soonceuponatimetherewastreelittleanimals,alizardadogandanelephant,thedogsnamew
asermmmJimmySavilleandhelovedtoplayfetchanddigforbonesanddootherweirddoggyshit,th
elizardsnamewas...HailAstridandshewasasmartlittleguywhohadareallylongtongueanduse
dittocatchandeatinsectslikethesewereprettyfuckinbiginsectsalmosthesizeofratsbecau
sethiswasntanordinaryplanetokthisplanetisteentimesbiggerthantheplanetwecurrentlyl
iveonanywaytherewasalsoanelephantandhisnamewasWoldynowbecausetheplanetisfuckinhug
eandwithinsectsthesizeofratsyoucanprettyimaginethesizeofthiselephanthehadthebigg
estassandsmelledofdeadfish(probablydidntwash)anywaysosomehowinthiscrazybigplacet
heyallmanagedtobecomefriends.OndayHailAstridfoundanoddlookinginsectthatkindaloo
kedlikeaburgerbutalsosortoflookedlikeafridgeJimmySavillepoppedoutofnowherewithh
isbigstupidtailandwetnoseandstartedsniffingatitHailAstridwassureitwasaninsectbut
ohhhhhnooooherecomesWoldythebigfuckingtosserofanelephantandsquashesitwithhisbigf
ifemetrewidefeet,HailAstridcriedandcriedasshewashungryshehadn'teatenforsiksdaysi
meanc'mondoyouknowofalizardthatcanlastwithoutfoodforthatamountoftime
No.Ithoughtnot.Woldysnortedtheburgerwithhisbigflimflamsnortinginstrumentandcarri
edonewithoutgivingashit.JimmySavillewaslike"AhmanI'mtotessorryaboutthathecould've
atleastsaidsorrybutI'lltellyouwhatI'lldookI'llfixyouupsomepancakeslaterbecausepa
ncakes=happinessandyouknowthat'strue"HailAstridsmiledandhadaweescaleygrin.Sonigh
tcomes,JimmySavilleisbusyslappingpancakesonhislittledoggyfryingpanandmakestheebe
stfuckingpancakesyoucouldpossiblydreamof.Theybothhappilywolfeddownthescrumptilii
ouspancakesandlivedhappilyeverafter.

Accidental Space Tapping Count : 6

Pu.