NEWSFLASH! Jelly Proposes to Legitimize his Pregnancy!

Day 1,525, 15:06 • Published in Philippines USA • by Aren Perry


That's right, Jelly is just about ready to make THIS lucky woman his peanut butter and him her jelly.

Experts agree that this move is atleast a partial attempt to legitimize the birth of Jelly's scandalous baby, who would be motherless (or fatherless, on how you look at it) without Jelly making a quick match before that baby bump starts really showing up.


Jelly Belleh...



What will she say in response? NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE, but one can only wonder what Jelly can offer a princess in marriage?



Experts agree Jelly's high status within Philippine culture, despite his recent scandal, will potentially provide the bride to be with reason for becoming his e-bride. Rumor has it, though I reject the idea completely, that Jelly will be paying her a handsome sum to keep the baby scandal under wraps and provide a healthy home situation for his newfound offspring.









But who knows. Is it a marriage for love? A marriage for children's sake? Will it go through? Stay posted here to find out first! (or maybe second, or third, but whenever I figure out I'll let you know).


Aren Perry,
Mibbit Spy