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MUSIC LAUGHS & PRETTY WOMAN

Day 2,492, 04:50 • Published in Netherlands China

• by SKYJACKED

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬TALK DIRTY♪ ♫ ♬ ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬WiggleWiggleWiggle♪ ♫ ♬ ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

An well off couple is sitting on their couch and the woman asks her husband "If I die will you get married again."

The husband replies "Well I don't want to be lonely... So yes."

His wife shoots him a dirty look and says "Will you live in our house?"

The husband replies "Well it's already paid for... So yes."

His wife is extremely mad at this point. She asks him "Will she use my golf clubs?!"

The husband replies "Oh no... She's left handed."

GRTZZzz

P.s Votes , comments, Subs & Shouts would be appriciated .
THKSSS very much.
Hope you enjoyed it , that it could make you smile & brighten up your day. 🙂

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SKYJACKED Day 2,492, 04:52

Hope it makes you smile & brighten your day, Plse give it a vote,sub & share
THKS

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/music-laughs-pretty-woman-2446261/1/20

Jinky Jonston Day 2,492, 04:56

Hahahahahahaha a good one mate...
And btw you have a such a nice puppy😉

SKYJACKED Day 2,492, 04:58

thks , can't wait for him to come home , still 7 weeks to go till he can leave his mother .....

Jinky Jonston Day 2,492, 05:00

Well that's the way it is, but that breed is rather intelligent and rather funny, you'll enjoy it for sure😉

SKYJACKED Day 2,492, 05:02

i know thats why i have chosen that breed specially , intelligent, funny , playfull, kind to people , protective & loaded with duracell batteries 🙂
They hardly run out of energy 🙂