Molly Jo for Third Place
Day 1,627, 12:25
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by Molly Jo
A Vote for Me is a Vote to Invade Mexico
Doesn't that look so Pretty? and not only will it be pretty, will get free tacos!
Now what to do about Red Canada?
Hmm I think we could make it even prettier by invading Canada, at which point we get free moose, and frankly them Canadians have had it too good for too long.
In all seriousness
I'm not much of writer, I wrote this "tiny campaign" for LOL's, so you should probably vote for someone more qualified.
Smile, cuz Girls just wanna have fun.
Doesn't that look so Pretty? and not only will it be pretty, will get free tacos!
Now what to do about Red Canada?
Hmm I think we could make it even prettier by invading Canada, at which point we get free moose, and frankly them Canadians have had it too good for too long.
In all seriousness
I'm not much of writer, I wrote this "tiny campaign" for LOL's, so you should probably vote for someone more qualified.
Smile, cuz Girls just wanna have fun.
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Nice.
Molly Jo for 3rd Place!
molly jo for world emporer!
Molly Jo for Molly Jo!
Girls wanna have *fun*? Melikes.
Fail
A vote for Molly is a vote for dead Canadians
You should promise that if we invade Mexico, we'll all get free lawn service.
😁 Hey derp, we already did and idk about you but my lawn is green as the green giant and cut short each morning.
brb impeaching Evry and whoever's #2