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Minister Panda Strikes Back

Day 2,058, 10:35 • Published in Cyprus Cyprus

• by The Monarchy Of The Fat Panda

This announcement was created by minister's office and not by his majesty.

Hello my beloved e-Cypriots,

your livelong minister of Education,Enlightment & Propaganda is back from his trip to North Korea which was only for political reasons.

Minister Panda is currently catching up on the latest news about our Island and he can see that the opportunists are winning the battle against the hardcore citizens who are passionate supporters of our politics.

The majesty himself is openly declaring war against the reformists,opportunists,capitalists,goldendawnistis,emetists and heterosexuals.

I can see that the greatest party in this holy nation has turned into an abomination, CPoC will rise under my comands.

I will declare Pipo_lolo who openly supported the Greek imperialists as a nark.
I will declare GSmyrlof as a nark because he is a supporter of the greek hypothetical left party "USF".

Everything will be done by the books (Marx's books ofcourse)