Make Me Your PP

Day 4,554, 12:27 • Published in USA USA • by Aeriadne

Yesterday, I delivered a message to each Party President of the Top 5 USA political parties. Here follows is the message in its entirety:


"I would like to propose to each of the Top 5 parties a special offer:

Have me as your Party President for the month of May.

In return for allowing me to lead your party for one month and allow me a seat in Congress, I can promise that I will be the biggest cheerleader your party has had in recent memory. My experience includes several party presidencies, almost 2 dozen times in Congress, and a very fun Presidency. And also, I'm one heck of a writer.

I do not intend to stick around in this game any longer than June 24th of 2020, but I can guarantee each of you that what you will get out of me is a spirited, engaging Party President who will genuinely work to bring honor and glory to whichever party decides to accept this offer.

I know all five of you know my history as a person. I have no ill intent whatsoever in this offer. I have no desires to harm whichever party accepts my offer, I come simply as a person who wishes to - for perhaps the last time in my life in this game - give everything I can to a party, so that for one glorious month, that party will experience fun the likes of which this game has not seen in years.

One month is all I can promise. And then I shall fade once again into the deep embrace of eDeath.

I will put this offer in an article tomorrow for the public to see. I encourage each of you to speak with your leadership teams and weigh my offer seriously.

In 48 hours from the time this message has been sent, if more than one party has decided to accept my offer, I will then determine the best method by which I will decide what party to go to, and I will have chosen by 11:59pm eRep time on 5/10/2020.

Thank you for taking the time to read this, and I look forward to hearing back from each of you soon."

One party has a chance for the May of their dreams, Emericka.

I do hope one of you takes that chance.