Lets all tell a story!

Day 4,597, 07:15 • Published in USA USA • by USA Department of the Interior
Let's tell a story together

Hello, fellow Americans! Let's play a little game.


In the comments below, I'll start a story.

How to play:
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[*]-You can only say up to 3 words per comment.
[*]-You cannot reply to yourself.
[*]-For each reply to the story you make, you will earn $250cc!
[*]-You can make as many additions to the story as you'd like, as long as it follows the other rules.
[*]-All additions to the story must make sense, and follow eRepublik rules.
[*]-A new comment can be made once eRepublik stops allowing replies to the previous one, but it must continue the story.
[*]-PLEASE do not make any comments to this article that aren't part of the ongoing story.
[*]-You must be a USA citizen to participate
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Our story so far:
Today we rise from our position of [the] abject. Its time to wake up! start again, duty's love confides. [The] doorbell rings In comes the Ice cream man with his truck. He pulls out his very big clipboard with a flick of his Ice cream scooper. He says out loud, I'm so glad that I came from New York To see you opening the door to my heart. Ice cream is My favorite drug [ I ] ran out so I needed yours. don't judge me, frozen lumps of shit. When he started to dish it out of the psychedelic spiraling unicorn it miraculously transmogrified to a stunning Sea turtle flying through the Ice cream van. F**ck me sideways in the van! Suddenly, door opens and in comes three absolutely huge midgets in mini-skirts. "CURRAHEE!" Yelled the first of many hellacious Kittens hidden behind

Have fun,
Secretary of the Interior
KingTaco


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