Keating for PotUS, Round Two

Day 1,594, 09:21 • Published in USA USA • by Blank Keating

Let me preface this article by noting that I know it's late in the presidential period to announce a candidature. I would really appreciate it if I could get tacked onto the primaries as quickly as possible, and if all of your polls could be changed to allow people to change their votes. The reason is that I plan to take the White House by strom.



Greetings, Americans, both old and new. For those of you who know me, you know that I am the President of the U.S. from June 2011. We had a glorious month back then. We destroyed Serbia and Indonesia who were penetrating our beautiful states, among other things. My cabinet and I put our country on a path of recovery that allowed us to continue raising our resources until we got to the 100/100 that Oblige achieved in his term. Essentially, I was responsible for all success after myself. But that's neither here nor there.

To the newbies, you may know me, and you may not. You may have seen my recent articles criticizing President Oblige for decisions resulting in the expulsion of Chile from TERRA. This brings me to my cardinal point:

I plan to change things. I will do all the fancy internal work that I did last time, education, free stuff for newbies, etc, etc, but that's not what's new and happening. What is happening is alliances. Anyone clued in knows that absolute chaos has erupted from the obviously dying corpses of TERRA and EDEN. Change must occur because alliance shifts are unavoidable at a time like this. The question is: do we try to right the ship, or do we steer into the skid?



The answer is the latter. We use this chaos as an incubator for the grandest display of brotherhood this eRepublik universe has ever seen. That is why, once I am elected, I will consult my Cabinet, including my VP Chickensguys, my SoD, General Cartman Lee, and my SoS, Henry "Pfeiffer" Arundel, and make the USA become the proud founder of a new alliance: UBIQUITOUS. It is called this because we are an unstoppable, omnipresent alliance that will have it's hand in every cookie jar, it's sword in every abdomen, and it's other parts in every fair lady's bedroom.

The mission statement is simple: We will destroy TERRA, EDEN, ONE, EPIC, ABC, CAS, Luna, Sol, Entente, Phoenix, the Brolliance, ALA, PEACE, ATLANTIS, Fortis, and naturally, Romania (Adminland).

HAIL USA!
HAIL Bulgaria!
HAIL Ireland!
HAIL Qatar!
HAIL UK!
HAIL Italy!
HAIL Turkey!
HAIL Oman!
HAIL Ukraine!
HAIL Serbia!

(Chile and Hungary will also be joining, but as trial members due to their uselessness in creating an acronym.)

HAIL UBIQUITOUS!

The official religion will be Dioism, of which everyone knows I am a zealot for. The admins will be requested to change all country flags of UBIQUITOUS to the Dioism flag.

»»»» Click here to go to UBIQUITOUS HQ and discuss subjects we all agree on, like eRep alliance administration and real life conflicts!

Vote for change! Vote Blank Keating/Chickensguys on April 5th!