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Introducing the United Pancake Kingdom

Day 2,874, 05:19 • Published in Netherlands

• by Arcanic Mindje

Glorious Pancake citizens and the banana eating gorilla of Netherlands alongside fish and chip, pasty, scone and teabaggers of Britain,

I bring GOOD news! apart from the fact that David Cameron sticking a cock in a dead pig and Jeremy Corbyn failed attempt of going up the wrong side of escalators,

Following the Dutch invasion of UK alongside maple syrup support from Canada on the North, I declare the United Pancake Kingdom!

Temporary the flag

All former citizens of UK will now become 2nd class citizens who will be working in pancake factories for 20 hours a day, Monday to Saturday.

However we must make our new 2nd class citizens happy therefore our good old friend Aaron Mark Daniels will be djing songs about pancakes on Sundays!

Tea is now banned with the exception of Lipton Ice Tea
Fish and Chip shops will now become Pancake Takeaways

Failure to Work, caught drinking tea apart from Ice Tea, eating Fish and Chips are punishable by 1000 days of being forced fed pancakes (especially the burnt 1s)

the 1st United Pancake Law book will be released soon!