If You're Gonna Be A Dead Citizen...

Day 2,617, 06:57 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Hail Astrid

Plato: "To get this shiny achievement on your profile, I ask of you only one thing..."

You: "What?"

Plato: "That you must die."

...

You: "Cool. Where do I sign up?"

Seriously, though, don't be rude about it. Make sure you write a farewell article before you go.



And send me all yo stuff before you go.


Or I'll hit you with one of those inflatable pipe things