I'll have some of what he's having:

Day 2,666, 15:43 Published in USA USA by Jimmy Cincinnati



After much conspiring and manipulation, an eUS dictatorship was installed. Once the plot was leaked; the burden of voting the dictatorship down was placed on Congress and a poll was held, to save our political system and avoid a civil war.
It appears that the majority of congress has conceded, "They do not know what their best interests are." They are ready to install a dictator and operate it through a private forum. (The same Forum in which the conspiracy was conceived.)




Wait... What!


A poll was held, in an attempt to vote down a dictatorship. Here are the results of that poll:


United States Workers Party;

Jason/ USWP; No
Kemal Ergenekon/ USWP; No
Andy Dufrense/ USWP; No
TMG Kryptic X/ USWP; No
TellUrGrlthx/ USWP; No
Gnilraps/ USWP: No
Didie/ USWP; No
Lothair Carlovingian/ USWP; No
Kortunal/ USWP; No
Deepchill/ USWP; No
Zoey/ USWP; No
Animus/ USWP; No
Marius CB/ USWP; No
Pfeiffer/ USWP; No
Scolbert/ USWP; Yes


Federalists;

LeotheChosen/ Feds; No
SlyBabyMichelle/ Feds; No
GonzoVeritas/ Feds; No
Rafaia/ Feds; No
Trekker Tlumac/ Feds; No
Dave Guyla/ Feds; No
Index Infinity/ Feds; No
Talio Extremist/ Feds; Yes
YTrex/ Feds; No
Molly/ Emma Feds; No
Ace viper/ Feds; No
Orikfricai/ Feds; Yes
Cromstar/ Feds; Yes


Black Sheep;

Jadiv/ BSP; Yes
Cyberwitch/ BSP; Yes
What4/ BSP; Yes
Henry William French/ BSP; Yes
Jagdinstinkt/ BSP; Yes
Elanacanda/ BSP; Yes
PMG-24/ BSP; Yes
Roper/ BSP; Yes
Unna343/ BSP; Yes


American Military Party;

rainy sunday/ AMP; No
Beerman16/ AMP; No
Every/ AMP; No
Beach Bunny/ AMP; Yes
ShepShep/ AMP; Yes
Regency Era/ AMP; No
Israel Stevens/ Amp; No


We the People;

Oblige/ WTP; Yes
Heap Seppo/ WTP; Yes
Cubby/ WTP; Yes
Nesterus/ WTP; Yes
Bobby Canell/ WTP; Yes
Blande/ WTP; Abstain


Socialist freedom Party;

TheNorm/ SFP; Yes
PilotPhil/ SFP; Yes


Old F-cks;

Jason the Great/ OF; Yes


I typed this in a rush. I'm sorry, if I've missed anyone.








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