How to be an outstanding eCitizen

Day 2,884, 17:37 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Henry Pu Yi

Has it ever occurred to you that your actions
may make someone like or dislike you?

How about when you told that poor girl to get stuffed?!
Or when you stole that guys money?!

Look no further as you have found the guide on how to be an outstanding eCitizen!

Nobody likes to be trodden on, especially not by a big meanie like you..
..when making friends remember how you would like to be spoken to.
Also, to maintain a good friendship try not to talk about them behind their backs.. What goes around, comes around.



Let's say.. you wan't to run for presidency this month. Nobody is going to want to vote for you because you called Nick a big fat loser, what kind of person wants a bully to run their party/country??


No. All you have to do is be kind to people, as simple as that. Be generous! Offer advice!
And when you get into presidency, maintain your posture and
honesty, people will love you!!

Remember to stay in contact with those who helped get you there, if you feel it's not for you, show some compassion, pass the responsibility to someone else and help them.
But please, Don't run off with all the money 🙁


Is your country a little bit ill? Donate some food, money or even gold, it doesn't have to be much, if the political scene is not for you try sending a message to those managing the country asking if they would like help, it shows that you are a team player and want to help others to succeed!

If you are thinking of leaving the world and have bad thoughts in your head box, don't just leave, talk to someone, try and solve what it is that's troubling you.

Failing that, donate your goods directly to your countries' coffers and
select your favoured destination of voluntary death with care and pride.


Take care and be good.

P.S: None of this applies to those who wish to outright screw people over and become the infamous cock of all trades 😉

Pu.