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How i learned to stop worrying and love erep!

Day 1,213, 07:21 • Published in Greece Greece

• by kikooo

this is a parody of Stanley Kubrick’s 'Dr.strangelove or how i learn to Stop worrying and love the bomb'. only the bold in the dialogue have been modified to suit the e-reality best!

iaswn

Iaswn / Major T. J. "King" Kong: Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones on team speak! You sure you got today's battle orders?

johnoagrios / General Jack D. Ripper: He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 1000 days ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy; NwO, the incis, Plato and the rest of the admins to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

johnoagrios

Johnoagrios / General Jack D. Ripper: Fluoridation-that the kind and honest loving party has introduced-is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.

myrmid0nas

Myrmid0nas/General "Buck" Turgidson: Is that spiros sidiropoulos you're talking about?
ARISTOMAXOS/President Merkin Muffley: Yes it is, General.
Myrmid0nas/General "Buck" Turgidson: A-A-Am I to understand an lspitis is to be admitted entrance to th-the War Room?
ARISTOMAXOS/President Merkin Muffley: That is correct, he is here on my orders.
myrmid0nas/General "Buck" Turgidson: I... I don't know exactly how to put this, sir, but are you aware of what a serious breach of security that would be? I mean, he'll see everything, he'll... he'll see the Big Board! If you do that,sir, I swear I ll get his next battle hero!!

aristomaxos-spiros sidiropoulos

Myrmid0nas / General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
archoss / Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
spiros sidiropoulos / Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor and the women in eGreece have these characteristics(!) but they are only 10!!! I could definitely import some from the ‘international’ but they would not be so clean!