Happy Halloween #4

Day 2,894, 13:17 • Published in USA USA • by Jimmy Cincinnati

Issue #100



In case you missed it; parts #1, #2 and #3.




Happy Halloween; Ghost Fu Edition.
Part #4:

The Bear Cavalry corralled the zombies, toward the Coliseum and dropped incendiary, bombs. The smell of burning flesh seemed to attract more zombies.

At the school; I kicked loose an arm that was wedged in the cattle plow and tossed it, so the kids didn't see it.
I took Phil and his family to the airport and avoided hitting zombies, on the way home.

I nailed the door shut, put on the cartoons and started making dinner. Then, I went upstairs, to see if I could get a quickie.

The wife was in our room, with the sister-in-law. It was nice to find two woman in my room; had they not been zombies. Hell, they had already started eating each other.

I couldn't risk letting the zombies get the kids, nor could kill the mom and Aunt in front of the kids. I locked myself in the room and took one for the team.




Meanwhile; Back at NOMOS Labs:


*PilotPhil*
A Mike; did you dissect the zombie.

*Intern*
ALEX! My name is Alex!

*PilotPhil*
Whatever! Did you do it?

*Intern*
Of course!

*PilotPhil*
and? The suspense is killing me. C'mon; you know what I want. Is there a cure for zombification?

*Intern*
and you know what I want; a vending machine in the break room.


PilotPhil and Alex stare intently at one another.





Grab a Pen and Paper. Help us write the People's History.