Guru Varnish facts in Erepublik
Stephan
-The admins can´t ban the Guru Varnish , it´s the Guru Varnish who ban the admins
-When the Guru Varnish finishes the trivial he obtains 200% bonus: 10% for answering the question, 10% for a supershot and 20% for be the Guru Varnish
-The Guru Varnish didn´t make mistake at the trivial, it´s a database error
-The Guru Varnish use PHP like Gold
-The Guru Varnish is able to vote in each congress of the eWorld without beeing congressmen
-The Guru Varnish proposals were automatically accepted without votation
-The Guru Varnish can allow ePhilippines to attack a region that hasn´t got a border with ePhilippines
-If the Guru Varnish modify the Wiki, the Admins must apply it on eRepublik inmediatlly
-When the Guru Varnish fight without weapons he obtains 200% bonus, not -50%
-The Guru Varnish military rank is “The Guru Varnish”, that grands a lot more bonus that “Field Marshall”
-The Admin disbanned Elephantman when the Guru Varnish was on holiday in eSpain
-The Guru Varnish knows each multi-account of PEACE, but he allows them to make the eWorld funnier
-Each citizen who reports an abuse from the Guru Varnish will be permanently banned
-The Guru Varnish has 50 slots without paying
-The Guru Varnish weapons didn´t disaperar alter a fight
-When the Guru Varnish goes to the hospital he donates wellness because he never lose wellness, never.
-The Guru Varnish will ban you if you don´t vote this article up
-When the Guru Varnish creates an resource company in a region, that region obtains "very very high" in that resource
-Have the Guru Varnish as a Friend grands you 100 experience points
-Vote "Secta del guru Varnish" at the election will safe your soul from eHell.
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Stephanrulex!
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Uno de enero,
dos de febrero,
3 de marzo,
4 de abril,
(...)
a filipinas hemos de ir con el guru, con el guru,
a filipinas hemos de ir para takeovear y spamear
jajaja, BUENÍSIMO!!
The Guru Varnish is a retarded way of thinking for a bunch of idiotic Spanish men and Women FACT!
xDDD Stephanrulex, esto es así.
romansoldier nº of facts: 1
The Guru varnish nº of facts: 20
P😨 Did I insult somebody here?
This is the biggest load of crap i've ever read
WELL DONE!!! you can now count past 10..but it seems u cant add the 20 and 1 together
it makes 21...There we go...
STEPHAN is eStupido...
Does that count?
@Lee Rishards:Are you callenging me?
@Agent JC Denton:i repeat: Did I insult somebody here?
answer: NO
why don't u like spain? i'm from philippines in RL, but i'm very interested, since i was a child, in Spanish culture, and i like it. I think we could be a bigger and better country, like in the old days...
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/▌This Is Bob Boblo Copy And Paste Him So He
/ \ Can Take Over eRepublik
I hear TO??
this is the shout of Lee Richards... I don´t say nothing more, it´s obvious
LMAO!!
Bob Boblo is from the eUK and we're Friends with him, idiot...its also in my shout and with 2837213872 other peoples shout...pffft the thing even landed on Utube with "Bob is going to take voer the world"
OMG We'RE HERE TO GET THE PHILIPPINES ON YOUTUBE!! =0000
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/why-vote-for-the-secta-del-guru-varnish-insights-on-this-spanish-party-783707/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/why-[..]1/20
This is better!!!
YEah I see bob boblo on youtube comments all the time
@EWITO:it's obvious that your an idiot if that's what your saying
Just in case your mentally retarded i'll explain it in short simple words, that was a forum thing, it is also on youtube and in several other places, it's something called a JOKE
@stephan: yes i'm challinging you, your lies and your poor spelling
of course my crap-friend, it´s a JOKE.....ALL THE GAME is a JOKE
@Lee Richards:It's better for everyone NOT to challenge me about spam and crab.
No, it's a game, not a joke, there is a difference
Stephan u honestly suck at spamming, you dont insult at all and u talk a lot of jibber jabber...i could copy adn paste anything i wanted then make random comments of the comments based on my copy and pasting boringness
@Stephan: why is it better for everyone to not challenge you about spam, i think most people who have been on the eUK forums would agree with me when i say that challenging me (or roman) to a spam war is a VERY bad idea
Do you REALLY believe I left eSpain to make serious business?
Stephan, WE DONT CARE!!! just go home and do something useful like plan another failed invasion on France
do you want a copy of the plans, or should I publish it on the news?
Sure publish it 😛 its called "lets attack here with our Gold Exploit and JAVI"
OMG WTF BOTH BANNED AND GONE WE'RE GOING TO HIDE IN A HOLE
and then...OMG LOOK ITS BACK!! WE CAN GET FREE GOLD "Attacks italy.." *wins* "attacks France" *Tanks get banned* omgwtf !!"?"!?£?!?"£"?£?"!£?!"?£?!"£?!£" ?£?!"£?!?"£!"?£"!?£!?" i like monkeys
Thats how it went so i dont really want the plan
rotflolmao
sure sure...tell that to the banned guys =-p if iw anted to join a foreign army ID JOIN A REAL ONE, such as Romania 😛...
...seems that romansoldier doesn't undestand how difficult it was to plan that victory(agreement with the Teocrats, organice 150 soldiers...). But of course, he isn't in the Spanish armed forces!!!!
really had to delete your comment to add in the "0" eh? could of jsut made a new one and said "150"
but yea...like my comment said 😁😁
Yes, of course, the spaniards cheated.
And whitch is the reason because the italian armed forces are banned?
Because They also Cheat, but that's not he point =-p the point is...Other Armies out there fight when theres not this "gold Exploit" flying around 😛
The italian army ORG were banned after the battle of Sardinia(irony detected), while the spanish army ORG is still active.
I ask:What is worse,Player cheating or government cheating?
They are both as bad as each other, it dosn't matter if it's a player or a government, it's still cheating
Ahhh, que recuerdos me trae esta conversacion. Aun me acuerdo de la epoca de los goons(final de la beta), donde eran ellos los que querian hacer el TO y troleaban sin parar. Ahora entiendo por que lo hacian. Es que es demasiado divertido 😁
Translate it by yourself, I'm going to bed.
"Ahhh, this brings me memories that conversation. Even I remember the days of the goons (end of beta), where they were willing to do the OT and controlled without stopping. Now I understand that it did. That is too funny ^ _ ^"
We dont care about your stupid memories
Your 'guru' Varnish is that great?
Wow....
Oh, give me a break.
Oh look! I reported Guru Varnish.
Apparently I'm going to be perma banned.
Come on then?
EVERYONE REPORT THIS ARTICLE!
@Stephan...
so you say Guru Varnish is the game itself???
it could make sense....
unless it is an individual who "hacks" into the game...
well, I bet on the second choice...
how a shame so you mean SGV is a noobs how cool
noobs your not playing well your playing noobish
GLORIOUS LEADER is better than The Guru Varnish. GLORIOUS LEADER eats The Guru Varnish for breakfast. But Chuck Norris is better than GLORIOUS LEADER. Then again, Bruce Lee defeated Chuck Norris.
The guru Varnish likes PORN
You forgot to mention one thing though: in eRepublik, Guru Varnish meditates on YOU!!!
When the Guru Varnish finishes the trivial he obtains 200% bonus: 10% for answering the question, 10% for a supershot and 20% for be the Guru Varnish
Now, I'm no genius but...THAT'S CRAP MATH!!
@hoskin: Man, it's part of the joke.
It's like Chuck Norris. He had sex before his father.