GUARANTEED SUCCESS

Day 2,682, 04:22 • Published in Netherlands China • by SKYJACKED


♭♬♪♫♫♪♫♫ Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger ♪♫♫♬♪♫♪♫♫




A fellow was reading the paper over the holidays lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds.
Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a new, 2015 weight-loss program that's guaranteed to be effective.
He calls them and subscribes to the 3 day, 10 LB weight loss program.
The next day there comes a knock at his door, and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of high heels and a sign hanging around her neck.
The sign reads, If you can catch me, you can have me.
Well, without a second thought he takes off after her (like who wouldn't).
A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her at the track & field grounds and has his way with her.
For the next two days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens each time.
On the fourth day, he weighs himself and, sure enough, he has lost 10 pounds. Deciding that he likes his somewhat more slender physique, not to mention the method of treatment, he calls the company back and subscribes to their 5 day, 20 LB weight loss program.
As expected, the next day there comes a knock at his door.
When he answers it there stands a 22 year old knockout dressed in nothing but a pair of Reeboks and a sign hanging around her neck.
She is simply stunning, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen.
The sign reads, If you can catch me, you can have me.
He's out the door like a shot.
This gal is in excellent shape and it takes a while to catch her.
But when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze.
She is wonderful, the best he has ever had.
For the next four days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens each time, much to his delight.
On the sixth day, he weighs himself and, unbelievably, he has lost another 20 pounds.
I love this company, he thinks to himself, I never knew losing weight could be so easy and so much fun.
Feeling much better about himself, he decides to go for broke and subscribe to the companies 7 day, 50 pound weight loss program.
Are you sure, sir? asks the representative on the phone.
This is our most rigorous program.
Absolutely, says he, I love your program.
Haven't felt this good in years!
The next day there comes a knock at his door and he enthusiastically answers it. There stands before him a 200 pound perfect specimen of a man dressed in nothing but track cleats and a sign around his neck.
The sign reads, If I can catch you, I can have you.



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