Good Bye Daddy The Weeaboo! Interview with Resoula (+ Coup Attempt)

Day 3,175, 19:07 • Published in USA USA • by Goddess Dilvany


It feels like it has been forever since Daddy The Weeaboo became president. It is almost like he is our internal president, much like Obama is in RL..... Wait a minute! ILUPINAMI CONWARD

But today here at QNN we bring you a special news hour title😛 Good Bye Daddy The Weeaboo.

Today on Good Bye Daddy The Weeaboo: Interview with Resoula

Ya Boi D Money: What is your opinion on the new gucci mane project?

Resoula: Wha?

Ya Boi D Money: Voters will really demand an answer on the new Gucci Mane project.

Resoula: 42?

Ya Boi D Money: No but seriously Gucci Mane: Everybody Looking

Resoula: That's a person?

Ya Boi D Money: Yeah

Never mind, What do you think about veganism/vegetarianism?

Resoula: Vegans don't like pizza, so that's kind of sad. But vegetarians do! So that's awesome.

Ya Boi D Money: What do you really think about Vegans? Why aren't you a vegan are you a piece of shit that likes murder?

Resoula: I love chicken.

Ya Boi D Money: Just check the link http://ajcn.nutrition.org/content/78/3/660S.full

Are you against bribes?

Resoula: I don't take them if that's what you are asking.

Ya Boi D Money: GOTCHA, Aren't you promising contests with cash prizes if you win?

Resoula: My contests are not using ta😜ayer money. My contests are being paid by from my own wallet.

Ya Boi D Money: So your bribing people?

Are you going to apologize for the failure that is Yui?

Resoula: Yui is bae

Ya Boi D Money: Is the fact that you are gay for Tyler Bubblar going to affect your ability to run your campaign?

Resoula: Yep. Once I saw that pivoting fan I knew I could never beat him. The air he blows is to majestic for me to look away.





My first days in congress

Well I did some things to support my man Ajay Bruno, a true visionary and American. I voted to end the embargo.

I also have been bravely fighting the coup attempt by illiguy to give all powers to Dicktator Yui and suspend the constitution. He has declared emergency powers until August 7. He will probably just extend them through the presidential election and allow Yui to be Supreme Leader forever. I as a member of congress will not allow this unconstitutional action to go unchallenged.

I am hoping to push for a dissolution of the Dicktatorship in the next few days and move the Lifting the blacklist of Ajay Bruno discussion to a proposal.