Fiddle Sticks! Dodgy Congress is Bollocks and Bob's Your Uncle

Day 2,594, 10:00 • Published in United Kingdom USA • by Jude Conners
Greetings and Salutations. I'm Jude Conners and I want to talk to you about stupidity. Stupidity in the usual den of stupidity, in fact... the newly-elected Congress.
Awesome. Now that I have your attention, I will tell you about the stupidity of a Congressman one day into the new Congress month. This is some serious shit, people. After all, even without even having a Congress last month, it seems like we were better off a month ago if this is how it is already starting. Idiots placing unimportant role play meta bull crap over important game mechanics issues. Seriously, what the hell is this... the eUSA???
Just like Alex in the above picture, you are probably asking the same thing. I mean, who the hell would start with the idiotic meta game role play crap already, right? After all, a few months ago, the way to elect the supreme meta god of Congress had changed, right? I wasn't even here yet, and I knew it happened. Yet in an emergency mass message to a number of Congressmen that was started by the current Minister of Defense and fellow Congressman, Serfartsalot, to inform Congress to vote down an MPP due to numerous violations in their handling of the MPP, as well as a pretty shoddy approach to foreign affairs by that nation; it happened. A Congressman took one line of the text in the mass message to use it to completely derail the conversation and make it about things as stupid as Who has the right to start Congressional mass messages and How the "Speaker of Congress" is appointed and The Actual Existence of Such a Position as "Speaker". Seriously, Congress, are we THAT petty and idiotic?
Apparently we are. In fact, when much of the rest of Congress went on the offensive blasting this wanker for his stupidity, he decided he would respond with the treat of reporting one Congressman who simply hurt his feelings. Seriously... this new Congress is already that petty, resorting to threats of getting the ineffectual game moderators and admins involved. It already seems that this month is gonna be a Biggie!
So let's get to work. We have important issues that must be addressed and questions that must be answered... chiefly - WHICH BLOKE IS THE TRUE GOD OF CONGRESS, SPEAKING FOR THE ENTIRE CONGRESS AS A WHOLE AND STARTING CONGRESSIONAL PRIVATE MESSAGES!!!! Obviously, until this question is answered,there is NOTHING ELSE that can be done. Forget taxes, MPPs, and Natural Enenmies... THE META GAME IS WAYYYYYYY MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE ACTUAL GAME MECHANICS!!! At least that is what this bugger thinks. Fiddle Sticks! Dodgy Congress is Bollocks and Bob's Your Uncle.

As always, it's been your pleasure.


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