ePoland: Friend, Enemy, or Friendemy?
Monsieur Guillontine
ePoland. To some, this country is a bully. To some, this country is a protector. And to some, this country is a weakling. Many countries have opposing views on ePoland, and therefore, I have conducted a survey to learn more about some of Central European countries' thoughts on ePoland. I asked the presidents three questions:
1. Do you have friendly or hostile relations with ePoland?
2. What do you like or dislike about ePoland?
3. What do you want to do with ePoland in the future? (War, Trade, Mutual Protection Pact, etc.)
Here is the data I have gathere
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Germany
Freiheitskaempfer - President
1. They are the ones attacking, we would just ignore them if they would leave us alone.
2. Nationalism, hate against germany, arrogance, breaking treaties
3. We have to defend, we have to RW - that's all we can do
Lithuania
gliookas II - President
1. Our relations with ePoland are friendly
2. ePoland is real friend for Lithuania and I think that they sometimes want to become friends with us more than we want to be friends with them
3. A Mutual Protection Pact would work well
Slovakia
4fakir - President
1. Well, what do I think about our puppet. They listen to me and they do what I want.
2. I like the fact that they're so easy to control.
3. Because there are our puppet, I see a great future with them.
Slovenia
SmoothZiga - President
1. Our relationship with ePoland is a bit mixed. We are in same alliance, well we are pro ONE but we also have seen Poland fighting against us in RW's in Swiss.
2. Well, I never put much attention into ePoland. What I dislike about them is their attitude toward us and in general toward small countries.
3. Actually, we don't know what we're gonna do with ePoland, it all depends on diplomacy between our countries.
Sweden
Lonestar - President
1. ePoland is probably our closest bros
2. We like most of ePoland and I cannot find anything to dislike.
3. We are close bros and we will continue to be.
Ukraine
Mykhalevych - President
1. In ePoland, I uninstalled diplomacy because I did not like their way out of Edehneu and crossing to the other side.
2. Although we have a little bit of a bad relationship, or ePoland is not our enemy.
3. We are neighbors and I hope we can have cooperation and good neighborly relations.
Although these are only a handful of presidents who actually responded to me, as you can see, many nations have mixed thoughts about ePoland. The survey I conducted was merely to discover the way Central European countries feel about ePoland, whether as a friend, enemy, or friendemy! I hope that this article will allow our great nation, eBelgium, to futher think about our stance when in regards to negotiating with ePoland. And especially since our relations are quite friendly right now, I believe that it will be in eBelgium's best interests to continue working with ePoland.
Yours Truly,
Monsier Gillontine
Comments
For me not an ennemy.
For me a terrible oppresor
Ask the other countries what they think of Belgium 😃
NL seem to have some kind of agreement with PL, just as FR...
Good read , Monsieur , you should ask countries what they think of us
I agree with Mike! It was a great article you should ask them what they think of us.
gestemt
Alright guys, I'll get started on an eBelgium survey AFTER the congress elections. I'm glad you enjoyed it!
Please don't use the officialy government layout in your private newspapers... Citizens could think this is an official government article while it's not. Thanks to not use the govnews separation bar in the future.
Voted.
Interesting article!
Actually ThomasRed, mittekemuis conduct this survey and write this article, and I am the uMoHA, so I just thought it would be okay to do so.
If it's an official government article, you should present it as it, and use the entire official government layout. It's not the first time you published these kinds of articles, and i thought it was a personal article. That's why official articles are published with Belgium.Info newspaper and not on private newspapers. Moreover, it's interesting to discover that a underMinister of HomeAffairs published a "official" government article about... international relations of eBelgium. Sound like more a job for our MoFA department, isn't it ? :v
As a personal article i appreciated it and i voted it, and i will enjoy the next articles published in this newspaper. As an official government article from a underMinister of HomeAffairs published on a private newspaper, there is a error of judgment in my opinion. ;- )
Perhaps you should talk to mittekemuis about this. I'm quite confused now.
poland? Poland is the new nazi! they cryshed us for nothing... and we did nothing to them!
We will get them one day
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